and why is there an unusually large bulge in your pants?
Okay.............who wants to take it up the ass then?
I'm not in a bad mood............just a "beat your ass for fun like a fat kid on the playground" kind of mood!
Who's up for a bogsy beating tonite. I'm ready to give you a much needed smack down. Who's willing to step up?
Tee-hee-hee!! [img] *skips away covering mouth while giggling*
I wanted to be a lover of the ladies but soon realized that dream would take a back seat to being a lovee of the ladies. ;)
You wouldn't actually bite me to hurt me, would you?
How come it's taken you 10 years to get promoted?
Who's Cailin and is she a significant enough part of my life for me to wish her a happy birthday?
[img] I just can't help but think that is an editted "bring your penis over here" picture.
What's dry humping? Who fucking cares! It's junior high sex!
That and nipple tweaking as well! ;)
The lengths some men will go to get in a girls pants...........hmm,hmm,hmm
I'm just kidding. We'll just make out like a couple of sloppy junior highers.
Skip's a republican guru sitting atop capital hill making shit loads of money from some donating hippies at this web site. Nothing more, I'm sure.
Ahh. Ta hell wit dat. Let's go straight to the titty fucking instead! [img]
Along with a little tonsil hockey to boot! [img]
Damn, I thought i would get it right back. Now I feel bad.
I don't need some Nancy Boy defending my honor! Go watch from the sidelines, Wilma!
I truly think I may be falling in cyber-love with you at this point!
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