haha, my brother used to do that sometimes to me. it doesmake me feel wierd. i never think of using the speaker phone, even when my ear hurts...
haha...your not slow, i should have typed it out. its On the Job Training. i used to have a job, and they used all kinds of fancy acronyms like...
hahaha..no wonder hookers these days are so lousy. their training is focused on how to charge instead of how to give a proper bj. this isn't...
i'd get some ass too, but would probably have to pay for hookers. seriously, i'd travel to someplace where the weather is really nice right now...
sometimes, but only healthy junk food how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
pffft..you don't need to be so modest, we all know you'regoing to be the lead instructor :p
probably a couple of hours, but i'll get total phone burn out in 15-20 minutes. it makes my ear hurt to talk on the fucking thing.
i hate doctors and avoid them whenever possible - most of them are pill pushers, they get shmoozed by the pharmaceutical companies to do that (and...
i never had that happen with a party, but i've had birthdays where nobody (except maybe my mom) remembered or called to say happy birthday....
hahaha...yeah, i guess if i had someone that i could stick my ass in their face right now, that's what i'd be doing :D
Light Fuse Get Away, but i'm a sucker for live music
haha...better pick up the masturbation rate my friend
i'm bored too, and i don't even have a cat. but i hate cat ass in my face - why do they always put their ass in your face? maybe i'll go drink...
you bet....can we make em out of burlap sacks?
hmmm, i could suggest duck-tapping some laser pointers to the sides of your head, and using one of the stilts to beat people with, but i get the...
i'll back you up for biggest Dumbass, but only if you support me for the Lamest award. i'm pretty damn lame.
ditto
hahaha...don't you think stilts or platform shoes would be less drastic than a 12' robot body? :D sure its low tech, but low tech = low cost
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its the type of question you'd get in a thread filled with dumb questions if you could have one wish granted, what would it be?
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