Cool! I guess it just struck a chord (umbilical) in you. :)
Church feuds are not uncommon, especially among cliques in the congregation. But when the pastor and choir director get into it, stand aside....
Element name: WOMAN. Symbol: WO. Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'. Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may...
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton. 3. A pack-a-day...
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup!...
Actual epitaphs from real tombstones: In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent...
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Two surgeons were hunting enthusiasts, and being old friends, they met as often as they could to go hunting together. One surgeon worked in the...
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than...
I made my first sale ("Mission Ninjas") on itunes.
- Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold. - The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a...
Butts really aren't that funny.
A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and...
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
USA Today: We're Dead The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple Loses Market Share Sports...
If the old songs had been done in another style: If "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" had been done by the Big Bopper . . . If "Puff The Magic...
The Pope dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his new quarters which turn out to be a tiny one bedroom apartment....
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. "In some languages,...
Well now, you see it's like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the...
I think it means that there are things about you that growing up has not taken from you.
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