i'm just going to say.... owwwwww.
oh man.... no offense to anyone, but i seriously almost lost my noodles reading this post lmao. i am SO not that brave!!
hellooooo :) i am also new. and my name is also danielle :) cheers!
i cannot even fathom sticking my finger, let alone my tongue, in my husband's ass. i'm laughing my ass off over here just imagining it hahaha....
is it bad that my mind is nowhere NEAR octaves and guitars with that comment? yes...? damn.... sweet dreads :D
i haven't left my house today, so i've been barefoot all day :) but i live in minnesota, so i'm pretty sure i'll be wearing boots when i leave...
you look astonishingly like an ex of mine. dreads and all. just sayin' :D
never been piss tested, but i did get pulled over on two separate occasions where it could have ended very badly... once my senior year when my...
thanks all :) this place is crazy hehe.
i don't know.... i'd likely lose my shit on her... have you tried playing nice? like, a sweet lil' heart to heart kind of thing? explaining...
dude.. some chicks just don't dig anal. i am definitely one of those chicks. it's like the prodigal turd returneth home... i like a little play...
don't call yourself anything. and don't care what people call you. just be. :)
i find it truly disturbing that 11 people have voted yes on this thread... shit, man... seek help...
oy... you don't leave a sleeping baby alone with a ferret. for fuck's sake...
hate condoms.
lol. women talk to each other all the time when we pee :)
bahaa!! i think i just vomited a little in my mouth lmao.
why thank you :)
umm... shouldn't have done it... but nothing happened. i'd tell him first and make her the bad guy lol... but that's me :)
lmao
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