Here are my two favourites, I'm sharing them because I want yours. Twos Juice 2 small beets, peeled 2 carrots, scrubbed 2 small apples 2 inches...
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I have a queen sized lowish platform bed with a memory foam mattress and Egyptian cotton sheets. All other beds pale in comparison.
Let's polka like there's no tomorrow...
I like things that go BOIOIOIOIOINNNG!
I ban you for inventing potpouri.
Hopes to be the dragon's butt at this year's Chinese New Year festival. Already has "horse's ass" on his resume.
Pulls kitty's ear one too many times.
Work on your glutes.
Make it do push ups for talking smack.
Great costume!
I'm too slippery. And I'm out of salad oil.
Um, so...do you like...um...
Asked to leave the choir for slipping the word "appendectomy" into most of the carols.
I ban you for your discriminatory policies against the Irish.
^Remember when you were a teen looking for something to do and you ended up hanging out in the parking lot between a Chuck E Cheese and a Bingo hall?
I had the biggest crush on this boy with giant lips when I was 17. I thought they were adorable.
I like board games for the social aspect of them, so Scrabble is always nice because you don't have to put too much thought into it and can get up...
^I like it when different coloured corpses are arranged in aesthetically pleasing patterns. I sometimes think when I see the bodies in holocaust...
Wait what? I thought Jesus wanted everyone to beat their own kids and only offer their wives up for public stoning.
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