That's rich! Not only the cats get fish, but tadpoles too! Now that I think about it, they most likely wouldn't notice anything new with their...
If you do that, you'd be better off cumming on the base of the tree in the first place. Which could work if you had a bonsai tree in your house.
This is a serious idea, though it may get some laughs. We should find a way to make masturbation eco-friendly! I mean, how many trees will a...
I'll just lay it down, I'm not a nudist, but I do have a general acceptace of the body, and I think it's beautiful all natural and everything....
Simple, a village is threathed by bandits, and some villagers go to get samurai, or "hungry samurai" as they pay them with rice. And they get...
And what's worse, it that if your young like me and dislike stupid stuff like MTV, you're a loser to the dumb students at your school. I don't...
Nor the intelligent.;)
Safe to say, you would have to clean it up. Or both of you could make to a team effort.
I'll give it a try! I just find it weird that a person like me, who tries hard to look on the bright side of anything (If I'm sick, at least I'm...
Seriously, I do need some sort of advice...
Mine feels somewhat warm. And after a while, wet.
I've heard that to have better orgasms, you need to focus on what's happening and not let your mind slip to something that upsets you or...
I would have to disagree, I think it's rather stupid. The Boondocks and South Park are better cartoons in my opinion.
Sorry, but I doubt if this is even a "liable" site. Masturbation is shown to reduce stress, and prevent wet dreams. Kind of a bad site, buddy.
I made a video about Yu-gi-oh, it's quite funny! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHfypd5bAy0 Watch the whole thing, I hope you like it!
I love pubes, being a person who likes the natural body, it's only natural I like pubes on a woman. But if a girl shaved, her chioce. I would...
I have a issue, when soft, I can fully pull it back. When hard, I can't fully pull it back. I did it once, but I pulled back too far and now I...
Can't really agree with you there. South Park is meant to be crude looking. Each cartoon has it's own style, so one cartoon can't be "artistically...
Yes I like it. I guess Ran.
Starfire, simply because watching her is like watching Borat- really funny.
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