Slimer
Already masturbated today but might have to again having seen this
I really shouldn’t have come in here looking at stockings when I’m horny!
Dipshit means someone who is easily fooled. The person doing the fooling is said to have dipped them in shit, ergo they are a dipshit. Nothing at...
One of my favourites to use with American colleagues is fortnight. That’ll really confuse NJ guys
Welcome aboard
Just about to
Amazing photo
I woke up horny this morning and lazily lay in bed with my cock drifting between semi and rock hard as my mind wandered. As a specific memory came...
Sounds tremendous
40 years as a tea drinker, never liking coffee. After a recent illness, I can no longer stomach tea and have started drinking coffee, though only...
I’m truly staggered at the thought of someone believing in any God. The concept is beyond ridiculous
A great sight for the lucky people of Bournemouth
Great opportunity to get the bikini out then
Stroking right now
Awesome photo
Lace
Would love to, I’m long overdue a hot weekend x
Very true. I’ll pop down to the seaside in search of a sexy mermaid
Stockings
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