Want to get your girlfriend the perfect christmas gift? USED PANTIES!!! You also just gave yourself an STD for christmas
haha some drunk dude just showed up and wanted a good seat
More crabs than a seafood platter.
Is your bedroom cold? That can invoke bad dreams/nightmares.. Also sounds like its your typical "I feel like my life is spinning out of control...
imma post my dick if you dont watch yourself
nice ass
I am erecting my pole as we speak :)
ok
festivus for the rest of us!
I was so wasted, I just couldnt help myself from fuckin wit a mama
lol sorry mama hahahaha but that was awesome and because ive tried everything else
Also im all set for my night of shrooms and horror films, just me and one other person... I might have to live update that shit..
that's awesome, alice is always a classic, we shroomed one time and listened to a mix with white rabbit on it, of course we thought about alice...
i only blow douable head loads, im boss lie that
tya know
Sopranos definitely was my favourite show of all time. Tony was a pussy? Hardly... he did however show signs of having somewhat of a concious at...
It sure wasnt a great ending, but it wasnt as bad as everyone says it is, first of all think of all the possibilities 1. he dies 2. he goes off...
love my droid phone
Heyyyyy brown eyes!
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