Happy birthday Enjoy!
Adelaide Pros -I can get served alcohol and tobacco, everrrryywheeerre underage -Theres a dealer on every corner of Hindley street, each night of...
For fucks sake dread your fringe, it looks rediculous
Ha, look, dreadlocks
Today I i got to see these great sext messages on my mates phone of a mighty fine girl who left school this year. My life Is complete, I am at...
I went out to a party, realised I drove, and therefor couldnt drink Fairly fucking negative if you ask me.
Obvious troll Is obvious
Wasnt being racist by the way, but yeah Australia Is known for Its "multiculturalism", and yet my best mate applied for a job he was more then...
Your black, wherever you go people are not going to wanna hire you, then some other dude will say "yeah Ill hire you". Its just like some people...
Im an Aussie but my Mothers side are all English/Irish I dont know my Dad so I got now Idea but his family have been Australian for several...
Dude when I go to sleep I dont check for boogeymen, I fucking double check for Ivan Milat and Bevan Spencer von einem. Scary mother fuckers
Well, when you recently become single after having great sex for months on end, what do you do? just stop ejaculating? I dont think so my friend
Idn bout anywhere else but In Australia hacking Is a serious offence, Infact last year some guy got put away for about 10 years as I recall for...
When I cut I cut several of my dreads straight down the middle of them, just out of curiosity, and yes, they were rather greasy on the inside. I...
I masterbated, twice
In Australia, we have a term for you Future Ivan Milat
A chick I used to work with once told me when I was at around 5-6 months "Your dreads are lookin, lyk so totally messay, you need to lyk, get them...
At 7 days there are no dreads. Neglects gonna take you a long ass time like KK said. Like that dude In the videos said, "just keepin It clean". Do...
Well, yer she does have sexy lips?
Jesus fucking Christ, lay off the dude a bit aye, shit back In the day when It was legal to have under 10 plants In Australia, my Dad was growing...
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