I'm crying like a baby.
Somebody tied me to the bed with bandannas.
Cell phone?
I'm having a Harry Potter marathon!
Give it to the penguins in Antarctica and see what they do with it.
I can't come into work because I fucked up in tinting class and my hair looks like an easter egg.
Fry it in a frying pan and eat it. ( I'm hungry for some fried eggs now, lol ).
Poke it with a safety pin.
Then you won't get many ladies, fitz.
Buy me a Greyhound ticket and I'm there.
Brian, we'll always be here for you, so it's okay. Everything will fall into place. And I can't wait to come see you and we'll smoke some blunts...
Sure we do. :)
You do that, babe.
Ha ha ha, I know right? I got a little kink in me.
How about I hard boil that egg and stick in my vagina and pretend I'm a bird and plop it out?
Of course you can. Even with all that mumbojumbo you just said.
Where I live, we have the Starbuck's hobo. What a fucking weirdo... the core. Said he went to the University of South Alabama for 21 years, that...
...maybe you just want them to, Spence.
Um... okay? Put an egg in someone's back pocket. :)
I was egging a cop's car.
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