Men Masturbating At Work

I wonder if work places were designed with the worker's needs in mind, that people would be allowed to nap or masturbate in the workplace.

I have to imagine that people would be much happier if they had a place they could relieve their urges at work without fear of repercussions. It really doesn't account for men with higher sex drives or ovulating women, sexual urges are distracting.

 

Oh my. In which dreamland?

 

They have nursing rooms, why not bating rooms

 

Seems like something to be normalized

 

Would be a nice perk of a job

 

After 20+ years of working in the home office, I don't think I could survive a real office job...

 

I don't know that I'm exactly straight, since I was assigned male at birth but am femme genderqueer. Although I am male in every outward apparent way and mostly attracted to womyn.

That said, if I was consistently overhearing the same male employee masturbate in one of the men's room stalls, I wouldn't really give a fig. I mean, obviously I'd think that's inappropriate, but I'd feel no need to report him or tell others.

 

I worked at a record store where some of the employees were masturbating in the bathroom at work. Both male and female. As a shift manager, it kinda maybe was my job to put the kibosh on that.

But since it didn't seem to bug anyone else, not to mention that the majority of staff seemed to have taken some "me time" in there at least once or twice, I just let it happen until there was a complaint. And I never got a complaint. So I never told anyone not to do it. And never mentioned it was being done to anyone else.

Honestly, I and others were doing quite a lot of drugs in that bathroom, and people seemed much more bothered by some coworkers' rather loud and odorous uses of that facility as intended. So, all thing considered, was the fact that a couple times a week someone rubbed one out in there really our biggest issue with bathroom use among staffers?

 

I've never done it at my office. I definitely used to masturbate at least once every time I worked from home in order to avoid using a sick day, and delighted in the fact that it was billable time.

But, there was a coworker I still rub one out to thinking of the few times she wore what appeared to be her only skirt and these fucking fantastic high-waisted Levi's she must have spent half her morning squeezing into.

If there was a permissive masturbation room at my office back then, that would have been the only time I would have taken advantage of such a resource.

However, just thinking of those $0.25 viewing booths in sex shops in NYC, if an office did have a masturbation room, I wouldn't want to use it no matter how horny I got at work just because, who'd be cleaning that throughout the day??? Answer: No one.

 

Most jobs I’ve had I found ways to rub one out . It’s basic maintenance for me really . If I’m not ejaculating least once a day I can’t think straight. I really love it when a woman knows I’m going to go jerk off .
Planes should have more privacy for masturbation too . Envy the sneaky options women have to sneak in an orgasm .

 

I agree with this. Luckily I get to work naked at home, and releasing some stress as it were does help me get focused back on work.

 

I'm watching porn and playing with myself right now during work. But, I work from home. So, this is not rare. LOL

 

I always loved masturbating at work. Felt good to get paid for it..

 

I know what you mean. Even though I've never had the courage to do it at work or school, I do it in bar bathrooms often. Specifically in the city where there are very cute ladies dressed up to go out for the night.

I end up getting horny and if I don't rub one out, I'll keep ogling the women and thinking about masturbating, at which point I can't relax and enjoy the night. So if the establishment has single-use restrooms (and most of them do at this point) I'll go blow a load and get on with my evening as planned.

When you climax at work, how do you make sure your semen doesn't get found later? When I do it in public restrooms, I fold toilet paper about three or four times over itself, and make it about 5" long. I'll hold that out flat in the palm of my left hand under and a little in front of my penis while I stroke through the ejaculation with my right hand. Shooting most of the load right onto the toilet paper.

About 2-3 drops always fly off in other directions. I used to have a panic attack and furiously hunt for the drops and wipe them up. But now I don't really care. I make sure there are no noticeable globs on the toilet seat or the floor in front of it. But if small drops fly off into the corners behind the toilet, I just leave them. No one's going to see them. And even if they did, they'd just think it was pee.

But a work bathroom is a lot better lit than a bar or music club bathroom.

 

I have too many times to count. Luckily I normally work alone and have many opportunities to get naked and stroke away.

 

I have the luxury of my own bathroom so it's easy to unzip and stroke off into the sink. A while back, on another forum, a bunch of us scheduled a time so that we could all try to masturbate at the same time. Most were at work and a few of us managed to trade pics after we finished. I think we managed to get about 6 or 8 of us to stroke or rub at about the same time. It was a lot of fun! Not just men though..I think we had about three women that got themselves off as well.

 

Love the idea of synchronized masturbation!

 

Does doing so while I day trade from home count? I trade the first ninety minutes of the market and there is not much to do while I wait for the first entry to show up. Being a nudist certainly does make it easier lol.

 

Absolutely, I have been sneaking off to the men's room toilet stalls to masturbate my entire life. I thought all men do and... many women as well. My ex GF told me she would masturbate in the ladies room at her workplace at times.

 

At least once at every job I have worked. Idle hands need something to do!