Ashtonsmom

You're not my sister!!!

 

Hey Julie. Welcome to the madhouse, btw.

 

Nope. She's mine silly.

 

Oh yeah...

I forgot you were the impregnator...

 

We could make money off this. (I'm not talking about paying child support either. :X )

 

I'm ok with making lots of things with you.

Such as a portrait or a banana split.

 

Lmao...I was going to respond, but couldn't think of anything that didn't sound to awful. :X

 

What?

I left you speechless?

wow...

 

Revel in it, bud...I'm a woman...that doesn't happen to us too often. LOL

 

I like to revel in women...

 

I've noticed, lol...anyhow....You should definitely go public with the preggars thing...

 

Alright! Hacker is pregnant. We should celebrate.
Finally a man will know the pain of giving birth.
Wait a minute...I'm a girl and I don't know the pain of giving birth yet.
Eh, screw it. I hear it hurts like hell, man.

 

Pain...

Can be beautiful...

 

Gee, where have I heard that phrase before?
Sounds strangely familiar.
If only I could put my finger on it...



or in it, or beside it, or underneath it. WTF, you ask?
Hell, I don't know. I worked today and my ass is tired.
Cut a bitch a break. LMAO.

 

She's a total sweetheart, plus her name is the same as mine, we're the same age, and our birthdays are only a few weeks apart! Too cool!

 

{{HUGS}} You've always been such a sweetheart...

 

You remember that. :X

 

This happens rarely. Savor the moment.

 

Life is unfaaaaaair. Malcom in the Middle is on tv. God, I loved the episode with the huge wall of garbage on their lawn.
That was the funniest thing I ever saw.