New and incredibly confused

Hello everyone. I'm Martin. Just joined and can't tell what's what.
I don't know if I'm introducing myself in the right place, I think the dedicated thread for this is closed to replies now. I see the 5 posts rule and I don't know if these threads count as posts.
Basically I'm lost and I'll appreciate all the guidance I can get

 

Welcome Martin.

 

Welcome!! Just dive in and enjoy!!

 

Haha, ok I'll try

 

Thank you Piper. Interesting choice of name, you're a man of culture

 

Beware the Jabberwocky!
The Jaws That Bite The Claws!
Which Shred Your Mind, To Pieces!
It is the Ancient Chinese Blessing and Curse!
Abandon Hope All Yea Who Enter!
Confucious Say, When in Trouble,
When in Doubt, Run in Circles!
Scream And Shout Your Lungs Out!
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Truth is always stranger than fiction.

 

Welcome to Hip.
Is your confusion related to use of the site or in your general life.

If it's about the site, relax, and we'll get you familiarised.

You're anonymous here so if it's about your life in general or a specific subject matter, let us know what is it so someone can try to offer help or assistance.

 

This is a masterpiece. Who wrote this?!

 

Who knows who really is anonymous, only the Shadow Knows!

He's Chinese, and hacks into Microsoft like a hot knife through butter!

Thankfully, the Chinese know better than to mess with hippies.

 

I wrote it, just now. Its a trivial example of a multifractal equation. My poems could be worth millions, if they aren't censored and I can find a publisher, but its not about money, its math, and the damn Tea Party and academia are attempting to censor mathematics, that don't agree with Aristotle and the banks.

 

How do I add you as a friend on here? I could read these all day. Pynchonesque

 

Thomas Pynchon! So this is where you've been hiding haha

 

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I'm a sort of biological computer, and not the guy to ask technical questions. Here's my book if you want to read it, 200 pages of mathematical poetry.

If it doesn't intimidate you, I can give you the second book, certain to fry your brain for life, and ensure you fall down the rabbit hole, and never look back.

 

Welcome and I hope you find your way out of the confusion!

 

Thak you kind lady. I think I'm enjoying this crowd already

 

Thank you. I've only been searching for the right rabbit hole to fall into. I'll give my review in person on the other side

 

A promising proposition. I'm all for it