Barry Mandelay's blog

Here's some facts about sex starting off with male ejaculation and frequency. Along with that I included where I fit into the fact window. Maybe more, maybe less. Let's see how it all stacks up.

The actual amount of semen per male ejaculation is between 1-2 teaspoons full. The average number of ejaculations a man will have in his lifetime is 7,200. It is also stated that he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 times and the total amount of his lifetime ejaculate will fill 14 gallon jugs. So I analyzed this and disagree with one fact. The fact he's only ejaculating 2,000 out of the 7,200 from masturbation I challenge. I expect the reverse being he ejaculates from intercourse 2,000 times and masturbated 5,200 times in his life.

Now here's my numbers which are estimates only but for this purpose close enough. Besides it's my fucking blog and I can state what I want. I've been sexually active for 45 plus years. I have either fucked or masturbated an average 5 to 6 times a week. Sometimes more. Some times less. So I will go with 5 ejaculations each week, 50 weeks per year, (a couple off for illness, stresses, lack of desire, etc.) as long as I have been active. That totals 11,250 ejaculations so far in my lifetime. That would be a minimum of 16,875 teaspoons of semen filling nearly 22 gallon jugs. I do know I masturbate way more than I fuck a pussy so of those eleven thousand plus ejaculations only a little over 3,000 ended up inside a pussy, probably less. But that would mean I pumped over 5 gallons of cum into the women I have fucked. Hmmmm....... More to cum.

A fantasy written to be read to a Hot Wife.

I stepped into the hotel bar after a late evening business dinner. I needed a nightcap to sooth my nerves from the marketing deal that didn't go so well. All I wanted was a gin and tonic, some small talk with the bartender, and then head off to bed. She was sitting there quietly stirring her drink which looked like a Tequila Sunrise. Dressed in a nice skirt and jacket combo with a soft white turtle neck sweater on underneath the jacket her look was that of a married woman on a business trip, possibly in a like scenario as I. I ordered my drink which caught her attention briefly and we exchanged a smile. I noticed her drink was needing refreshed and offered to do so. She politely refused. I could tell she had some issues that were bothering her but it seemed she might be open to some conversation so I asked her how her day went explaining that it had to be better than mine. From there we began to compare notes. I had her engaged with me now and all thoughts of the one drink and off to bed were gone. In the conversation I found out she was indeed traveling on business and having to stay for a few more days. I was to be gone in the morning. Things just clicked between us and by the third drink the flirting was becoming serious. She was now buying me drinks as we conversed. Then out of the blue she asked if I was attached. The way her eyes twinkled as she inquired made me think this encounter at the bar might lead to more if I answered correctly. I was honest and brought forth the pictures to show and asked her relationship status. She avoided the answer initially and I didn't push her to explain. I was smitten by her witty personality and soft playfulness now and thought I would chance it by inviting her to my room. To my delight she accepted and we headed to my room. Once we were in the elevator I moved close to her pinning her in the corner. It was then I asked her if she was prepared to spend the rest of the night with me. She responded by pulling my head to hers and opening her lips for a deep tongue entwined kiss. It was very wet and only broken when we heard the door open for my floor. Hurriedly we made our way down the hall and into my room. There was now a sense of urgency as once inside I pinned her against the wall and lifted her skirt to fondle her ass as we continued that deep wet kiss. There were no comments or questions about our intentions nor any apprehensions of what was to come next. She had my belt undone swiftly and I helped her out of the jacket. We continued to lock our lips to each other as we undressed. The only break was taken when I lifted that soft sweater over her head to reveal the most perfect pair of breasts nestled in a very sexy camisole and bra. Into the cleavage I dove as she grabbed my ass and pulled it to her. I lifted her up on the wall and I ran my tongue up and down her cleavage inhaling her scent. There was no hiding my erection as it pressed into her leg. She was able to drop my pants to the floor as I set her down. Our lips engaged again as I placed her on the bed. Pushing her thin panties aside I found her to be soaking wet in anticipation and with her coaxing me along I positioned myself at her entrance. With one simple thrust I was deep inside her swollen pussy. She took in a deep breath as I bottomed out and then I began to pump my cock in and out. It was at this moment I realized I had forgotten everything about the days events and immersed myself into her body. Now it was time to slow this down and I pulled back to look at her. She was beautiful laying there half dressed with her blond hair in total disarray. I had my cock buried in her and slowly stroked away. It was now I finally said something to her and she to me. My orgasm was building as we fucked. I couldn't help myself and I sped up my thrusting. She encouraged me along until I could take it no more. With one final thrust I went rigid and filled her warm vagina with my semen. She just laid there and took it. But that wasn't the end. When I calmed down I pulled out and slid down her body to explore where I had been. It was a fantastic sight to see what I had left and I couldn't help but move my mouth to her there. Sticking out my tongue I found her clitoris and began to swirl around it. This sent shivers throughout her body and I found a rhythm that would build her to the height she desired. She clamped her legs around my head as I continued to manipulate my tongue around her her opening over and over. She was squeezing tightly all the while thrashing about the bed. I had her and knew she would be feeling magnificent soon. And soon it was as she clamped down tight on my head, gripped the comforter tightly in her hands, and screamed out in orgasmic bliss. Her legs loosened their hold and began to shake and tremble as orgasm set in. I continued to suck away at her sex until she begged me to stop. When I looked up I saw a sweaty but beautifully ravished woman under me. She was panting and grinning at me as I came up off her. Suggesting we might get out of the rest of our clothes was met with no resistance. As quickly as we began we were nude and back in a full body embrace. I was erect again and she was wanting more. I suckled her nipples as a young child might while I fingered her vagina. She kept my cock at the ready by softly stroking along my shaft. Increasing my tempo I began to manipulate her clitoris with my thumb as I looked for her g spot inside. I must have found it as she began to wriggle and thrash about again. All ministrations to my cock were forgotten as she succumbed to my attention to her body. Her breasts heaved in my mouth and her pussy rose to meet my hand. She then clamped her legs together on my hand and came in a low guttural moan while arching her back. I stopped the movement of my hand and let her come down from her orgasm. When she had done so she looked at me and pulled me over her. Guiding my cock to her pussy she said it was time I was inside her again. I slowly slid in and began to fuck her slowly at first but being unable to control myself my tempo increased until it was such that I was banging my groin against her hard. So hard she was softly grunting when I hit into her. The bed was rocking as were lustfully fucked each other now. Knowing I had already ejaculated once I wasn't sure if I could again. That was not to be an issue as I felt the familiar rise in my groin telling me my cock was about to spew more semen. This time when I began to pump ejaculate I also orgasmed extremely hard. So hard I was sore for the next few days from the effort. She had did me in. When I came out of the rigid body position all I could do was collapse on top of her. I have no idea how long we laid that way and neither did she. When I woke my cock had retracted from her pussy and the result of our tryst was left on the comforter covering the bed. We hadn't taken the time to turn down the sheets. That is until now. I offered to have her spend the remaining night in my arms and she accepted. We slept. In the morning we woke together and recounted the night before. It recharged me so I asked if I might enjoy her one more time. She pushed my head down under the covers and I went to work. This time her orgasm was softer and I then climbed aboard. Ten minutes later I filled her pussy again. It was a perfect ending to a chance meeting. As she dressed to leave it struck me I didn't know her name. Amanda she told me. She said this as she stepped out of my hotel room and out of my life leaving only the memory of a tryst I knew I couldn't ever share.

There are a lot of posts and threads regarding condom use. A lot of negative thoughts for the lack of sensation abound. I'm here to tell you I can tell no difference when I fuck a pussy be it covered or bare. It wasn't always that way. I, like many other men, had no feeling when wearing a condom but there would be times where not wearing one wasn't an option. I researched the art of using a condom for sex. The most important result of my research was in finding a condom to fit my cock when fully erect. The only way to do this is to measure your erection. Length is not an issue as most condoms are at 7" plus. You have to be mega porn star length to be longer than that. Placing egos aside very few men are. The diameter is what makes it fit well or not. Circumference is the key. You don't want it too big where it will come off. Too small and it may tear or break plus there will be no feeling at all and the point of fucking a nice wet pussy is being able to feel it.

Measure the shaft and head in a couple of places and average the measurement. Place a string or flexible ruler around your erection, add the results, then divide by the number of places you measured. Don't try to fudge up your measurements to satisfy your ego here. This is not the time to brag on your cock size. If you do you won't find the right size condom. So put your ego on hold and use the correct measurements.

Let's say you're like me and average 5.21" in circumference erect. Divide that by 3.14 to get 1.66" diameter. You will need a condom that is slightly larger in diameter say around 1.9" to 2". A cock that is 6.25" average in circumference by 3.14 is a 2" diameter but go a little larger for better fit. Why? Let's look at lubrication and you'll see.

Many condoms come lubricated out of the package but it's not enough. Lubricate your cock generously before putting the condom on. You want your cock to be able to slide around inside the condom a little. Plus the friction of her pussy walls transfers over the material and the combination feels great. Without the added lube inside the feeling isn't as good. Same as with a condom the fits to tight. Be sure to lubricate her pussy generously too. A dry or lightly lubricated condom can irritate or numb her vaginal walls. Don't rely on her natural lubrication. It can dry pretty easily. The thinnest material is best but not that important. It's the sliding action that stimulates the glans of your penis.

Finally try to remove the mental block over using a condom versus bare. A lot of the lack of feeling is mental especially if you have done the above. Don't worry about her not feeling anything once you are deep inside. Her vaginal walls have few nerve endings for pleasure. Just the first 2 to 3 inches inside the vagina are where the endings are. As you slide that lubricated shaft of yours forget there's anything between you and her and concentrate on her other areas of enticement. It won't be long before you fill that bag with your cum.