zombie plans

I'll still try...

 

I plan to make friends with some zombies.

Maybe take them out drinking.

Hit on a zombie chick and have awesome drunk zombie sex.

 

They don't want drinks, they want to gnaw on your face...

 

That's what they want you to think.

Zombies are stereotyped against, it's all because of the government.

They are actually fun and cuddly.

It's all a big conspiracy, ask Pressed_Rat.

 

My plan has always to stand at the top of a narrow set of stairs with a stick and a prang(like a machete) and as I chop and poke the differently dead to bits they'll slip and fall down over each other and eventually there'll be a mound of deadys that they can't get past and I can have a rest. then I'll drive to somewhere warm; I figure they'll rot in the hot weather. I've not been to spain in a while perhaps I could thumb a lift there? any one going to spain when the dead rise? if so pm me and we can arrange a pick up point.