zombie apocalypse

SAVE THE ZOMBIES! they're people, too!

has anyone thought of it from that perspective yet? 'cause that would be a funny movie. like shaun of the dead keeping his best friend/pet zombie.

 

I always have those dreams of my best friends come back as zombies.

 

totally bummed me out.

 

sheeeit, sorry. dint mean to. I could still write my book but make it a comedy instead.

 

you'll be their first target!

 

I assumed that zombies shopped at Walmart... no wait, they WORKED at Wallyworld...

 

Lay low. The meek inherit the earth. Those that take up arms are part of the zombie squad. There are many more zombies than viable people. All the zombies will zone out together leaving lots of space. Don't worry, zombies only successfully target other zombies.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOSEf-DHT00"]The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

 

Actually, we all die, but our probability of surviving cataclysm, as a body of life, is demonstrated by periodic mass extinctions. Mammals emerge dominant after the extinction of large reptiles. Life periodically gets smushed down to it's lowest level, and then rebuilds.

 

Why would everyone turn into zombies?
isn't that some sort of mutation?
where did all that ZOMBIE idea came from?

I think i'll do some research.

 

Voodoo fear-mongering.

Zombies already walk among us. In a metaphorical sense the few survivors are already living on canned goods in boarded up shambles of desolate solitude and perpetual fear.

 

They'll never get you if you just stay up there on your pedestal...zing!


(I had to do it, Jesus told me to)