Yukon, OK, new here help!

My GF and I just moved here from so Cal where all you gotta do is walk into any shop and show your ID to get in to now we gotta spend $190 and wait a month to get a damn medical card just sounds insane... So we're looking for a hook up or some smoking buddies as we don't have anyone

 

so you moved there why?

 

It’s funny, now that it’s become legal all of the unorganized potheads can’t even figure out how to buy it.

Edit: whoops, thought it was Yukon Territory. I’m mr. stupid.

Edit 2: that wasn’t a shot at the op, I’m also a bastard.

 

We're sorry to inform you that Yukon, OK is unfortunately the last known place in the continental United States where cannabis simply does not exist.

You can try nearby Oklahoma City, but you'll probably just be carried away by a tornado on your way into town. Actually, you'll probably just get carried away by a tornado in Yukon, so what's the point anyhow?

We suggest quitting.

Sincerely,

The Yukon Cannabissless Bureau