You've rubbed a magical lamp

Discussion in 'The Hip Polls' started by Maelstrom, Mar 2, 2013.

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  1. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

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    You can have only one of the above.

    I chose immortality.
     
  2. bird_migration

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    Option 2 and 3 are kinda the same. If I have to choose I want Warren Buffett to fall in love with me, he is such a dreamboat.
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Of this 4 choices I go with 2 since I'm sure I will regret/get tired of the other options in the long end. 1 is tempting too of course but it would depend on the details how that would work out. Even if you would remain in good health though, being alive for eternity is a bit too long.
     
  4. Fairlight

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    I chose option 2,the wallet with infinite money.Immortality would be a bore.Part of the excitement of life is knowing it's going to end.You must tell us what you would choose Maelstrom.
     
  5. Maelstrom

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    Immortality.
     
  6. Fairlight

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    I thought so.That figures.
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    It can also be said how typical it is that we chose the wallet, fairlight :D Although I don't think either of us did it for real materialistic reasons. It just seems the most practical/beneficial of these options.
     
  8. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    You've got a very limited genie there... doesn't seem to have many skills.


    But I would have to go with this celebrity.

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    Just covering all my bases.... ;)
     
  9. QueerPoet

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    I chose option 2. I'd use the money to pay for food, shelter, health care, and an education for the poorest of the poor in the world. Oh, and I really do need a new pair of shoes. I tend to walk a lot. :sunny:

    QP
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

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    how do you know my penis's nickname?



    i would lean toward immortality. the only concern is that the universe will eventually end and i'll be stuck floating in empty space for eternity. so, immortality if some sort of safety against that is promised, otherwise the magic wallet.

    although the wallet could be a pain in the ass too. what if "never empties of money" means that every time you take the last of the money out, one more penny appears in the wallet. you would spend your whole life just pulling pennies out and never have a chance to do anything with them.

    so the celebrity thing is starting to sound good. but all that's promised is that she falls in love with me, not stays in love with me. i don't really need to have one of those celebrity 36 hour marriages. especially since i'm the male, i'd probably lose half my money to her already rich ass.

    fuck it, i'm just going with option 4 and killing the damn genie.
     
  11. The Instinct

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    i chose immotality only if i was in good health! very limited options here with the genie! how bout wishing for a new genie with more options? :D
     
  12. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    kill someone
     
  13. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Immortality, never read the others.
     
  14. tuesdaystar

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    Kill a person? Why is that an option? Can I have perfect body please? I've always wanted to be really strong and do back-flips and stuff.

    I chose the wallet though, immortality was a close second but it would be shitty to live forever broke. Or like undies said, to outlive the life-support of the world around you.

    Getting a celebrity to fall in love with me? No thanks. That could backfire in like 5 minutes flat.
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i chose money

    im tired of seeing friends die..immortality would only be an option if everyone i liked could also get it
     
  16. Wolfman's Brother

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    phahahha i'm dying of laughter buffet? ok its your taste.

    I would choose immortality but only if i could choose another person to be immortal with me.
     
  17. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    There's a catch with all of the above. I would pick the celebrity but only if she is going to be in love with me forever. But remember, even in this case, she may not always be rich/famous. So do you still love HER once the fame wears off. I would go with

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  18. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    .....1 takes care of all the others, too.

    If you're immortal, you can have.... anything, you can do anything.
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    nope...you cant bring back the friends who die
     
  20. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    me too:2thumbsup:
     
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