You've Just Opened A Pub.

I would like to open a faux coffee/beer-ale/wine house,,,,even though, i hate wine, and it makes me sick....many people like it.....and I would call it The Beatnik....and it would revolve around art, writers and musicians and good conversation.........reminiscent of a past era when creativity was at a high......

 

Where would this pub be ??

Please say Corfu,Please say Corfu, Please say Corfu

If I opened a Pub it would be In Sidari Corfu

http://www.sidari.biz/bars.htm

I would go in partnership with Cat and Irmin and it would be the banging 'ist bar on the Island

 

Have had some great nights in napoleons bar ( free shots all night ) he took me to my apartment once on his motorbike ( left my keys )
and he was pissed as a rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMpSdp2bsHw&feature=youtu.be&t=222

 

Well, then there is the idea of a Hula Moon pub in hawaii........

lots of mixed drinks....with pineapple and coconut.........etc........

hula dancers.....

good food.......
near the ocean......

 

Wherever you want, mate

 

Yes it is. try again

 

if i opened it, it still isn't a bar. not exactly. its more the social center of a village of less then a hundred inhabitants, 80 miles of jeep trail from nearest town with a paved road.

there's a hand painted sight that reads: "beer bait booze and burgers". there's also a gas pump out front. its near the top of a mountain and surrounded by dense forest.
there are several active gold mines in the area. strictly small scale, one or two person operations.
the bar itself is an antique, brought round the horn by sailing ship almost two hundred years ago.
the beer is warm, the women are ugly, and i forget the other part.
there's a microwave, and a freezer full of frozen pizzas.
every other week or so, a flying saucer drops by, and bigfoot is a regular customer too.
there's a big room in the basement where all the deer hide on the first day of hunting season.

 

Wouldn't your passenger train serve alcohol in the lounge car?

Some of the old lounge / observation car bars used to be really classy and cool.

 

ah well yes, but the nearest big railway is more then a couple of hundred miles from la pine. the nearest little train, the one that serves the nearby commune and the rez, is only just bearly big enough to sit on.

http://svlsrm.org/Meets/2014FallMeet/large-74.html

 

Two strikes. One more attempt

 

strike yourself. idiots plus booze = boring. but there are places, compensated by interesting strangeness.

 

Then why in the fuck did you see a thread entitled "you've just opened a pub"

And not only click on it, but repeatedly post on it? :cheers2:

 

I'd rather have a bar out in the sticks. One way in and out! If I don't like you, get the fuck out! I have the right to refuse service to anyone I please. It would also be private, so you can smoke and not have some asshole complain, if so, they get thrown out!
No loud music
Beer and whiskey, no pussy bitch beer type drinks
R/C track out back and driving range for drunken duels
No fights outside my cage

I'll write the rest as I'd go. I would also have a breathalyzer to check for DD's so dumb fucks don't kill sober people. I don't drink a drop, so my profit would be larger than most. That way a bus can be bought and for $x at the end of the night, people who need a safe ride home can get one.

 

i post in threads titled "is it gay when i eat my own cum after my mom fucks my ass with a dildo."

 

because i'm an irrascable and lisentious misanthorp, and this is random thoughts on hip forums.

 

Free popcorn to make the suckers really thirsty. Trivia nights with prizes. Bar B qs out back on the patio next to the ocean. Pool tables. Dart boards. All segments of society welcomed. There will be no trouble because the bouncers will be two 350 pound Samoans who will rise to any occasion, however will not be seen as threatening to well behaved patrons. TVs will be in a different room for viewing sports. Once a month, a double feature of old movies will be shown in the TV room, such as Tobacco Road, Grapes Of Wrath, ect. And a double barrel spread gun behind the bar for regulatin' thieving chumps.

The decor, inside and out will be old barn boards and various antiques would be on the walls, like old branding irons, appliances and such. Rides home for over indulgent customers.

 

Clay Shooting off the back Patio area

 

also a pub, isn't exactly the same thing as a bar.

pub is short for public house, which traditionally may have been more like a bed and breakfast or an inn, WITH a bar.

so phffffft!

also, with rooms upstairs, or in the dungeon, no one would have to navigate their way home in no condition to navigate.

samoans are good. we have big foot for a bouncer.

also "wine from deneb and wisky from ko, any world you think we serve the drink of, we server the universe at", well it wouldn't be named after spider robinson's favorite watering hole, it wouldn't be named anything, just beer bait booze and burgers. those little grey guys bring the bheer they trade for their fixation with frozen pizzas.

and appeareantly there's something in the gold dust the miners bring in, that works to power their ufo's.
(or maybe its one of those little wild plants that grow out in back)

the "tv" only gets one channel, which isn't espn, but some kind of alien pbs. when its working at all. nobody really pays any attention to it anyway. they're all telling each other fish stories, or other tall tails. only the right kind of people find the place, and most of them don't look like anything human.

big foot tells me it used to be called the blind pig, but that was a long time and many owners ago.

 

No rail access to the outside world? Not even Amtrak? That sucks balls.

I'm sorry sir, but the bartender has cut you off, and we're calling a taxi to take you home.

 

you may call a taxi, not sure what you'd be calling a taxi though, and home is behind that tree over there. not not that one, a little further away then that, but not by much. its actually in one of those trees. kind of a dimentionally transindental space inside of one.