Your standard answer to 'where's your shoes' ?

Yep, That will do it!

 

they are with my clothes on the dune.

 

sometimes i just want to reply to that question by bitchslapping them

 

Went out shopping today to my local Asda (which is part of Walmart) and then onto a SportsDirect store. They tend to hang clothes high up and I had to ask for assistance. The assistant asked me where my shoes were and I answered him, its too hot and I feel comfortable barefoot. He said nothing and served me. I had to share this as this was the first time I had been asked where's my shoes. It felt more of a curiosity question. I then went on to the market to buy some fruits and then home.

 

i don't go around barefoot, but my response would probably be:

'left them at your mom's house after i fucked her last night'

 

"my shoes are broken and falling apart so its more comfortable barefoot." it is the truth btw but i am not asked very often. people around me know that i am barefoot when ever possible and strangers dont ask me much often.

 

Thats cool...i do get annouyed though when people just wont STFU about the fact im barefoot..i mean i dont mind a question or a comment but just to go on and on about it...sheesh!

 

Last Sunday a guy asked me if i had lost my shoes and i said " i don't wear shoes in summer" and he said "good for you".
Comments on barefooting are rare in the UK, and almost always positive.
My favorite is "here's someone who doesn't need boots".