Your Sex Score ;)

congrats, you posted in a thread and it stayed open!

 

I scored 3 and I've had a pretty boring sex life.

 

I scored a 5. I've already called Hell and made my post-mortem reservations.

 

13 here Woot?

 

28 :/

 

22

 

16

 

5...

 

Just retook it [and showed my work this time] and I went down two points xD



Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement
that applies to you...

-Add 10 if you are a virgin. 50
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. 45
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more than 5 people. 45
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. 45
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. 40
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. 38
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69. 35
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. 35
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. 33
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. 30
-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. 30
-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. 33
-Add 2 if you have never masturbated. 33
-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn. 33
-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn. 28 [if pics count]
-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex. 25
-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex. 23
-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought. 23
-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys. 18
-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour. 15
-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex. 13
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a(n) automobile. 11

Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

FINAL SCORE: 11

 

I scored 8, my lucky number!

 

this says nothing about one being great in bed. you can do all those things and still suck at it. most men should easily score below 25 just by having been born men. above 75 means you're probably below 13 years of age.

also, the use of 'perverted thought' is not really the best phrasing to use here. 'sexual thought' would be appropriate. 'perverted' would mean something along the lines of raping 4-year-olds or involving something other than human beings. i have sexual thoughts all throughout the day, but they're not perverted usually.

 

wow a 10 i must be a freek :devil:

 

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Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

 

27
Wow, this test makes me seem uptight.

 

6

 

OneLifeForm is going to be getting a lot of calls tomorrow...

 

Ok, I'm starting @ 50...
Add 10 if you are a virgin. 50

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. 45

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. 40

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. 40

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. 35

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.Ehhh...if a private beach counts...33

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69. 28

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.28

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.26

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.23

-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.23

-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not
romantic or passionately.]26

-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.26

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.26

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.Pictures count? If so...21

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.18

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.16

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.16

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.11

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.8

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex. 6


-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a(n) automobile. 4


Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

 

I got an 8. woulda been a 5 except for the anal sex question....unless sliding the head in and her screaming "GET THAT THE FUCK OUTTA THERE"!!! counts as anal sex?

 

20

 

71.

I win the thread! :2thumbsup: