Don't worry, I already kicked his ass for cutting it--he's growing it back out if he knows what's best for him.
Ofcourse it looks better long for you hippos! Yes, right now I look like a thin recruit, or a prison escapee... it's all good.
"Okay, I'll send them to you from me sister and my e-mail. Promise not to make fun of me though, I'm sensitive about me face, m'kay. " What's wrong with your face?
Well.. There's the crooked eyes, the mis-shapen eyebrows, that funny dent in the side of my head... But don't think I was born that way. I earned it the hard way, baby, RUNNIN INTO WALLS! It's true, I just, I don't know I don't like how I look. I look like a drug addict.
Stop callin me a girl! Or I'll be forced to kick ya in the balls. Oh, I've just been funny about it ever since I discovered my mirror in my bedroom wasn't flat, it was curved kind of... like a funhouse mirror. I look slighty different than I always thought I did!