Your pick up line is?...

Hey baby,nice turd cutter

 

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Oh, it's you.

 

hold your fire, it's me ha! ha!

 

your bf is bleeding really bad, I think I should take you home..

 

take your shirt off please, i need bandages

 

see how far you can stick this down your throat baby

 

Is that you roamy? Can I jump your bones?

 

is that you brother?we've been spendin' so much time in car boots, i nearly did'nt recognise ya in the daylight.

 

How bout you skip that Thanksgiving dinner and feat on Mr Happy for a couple of hours??.......;-D

 

if your ass was a chinese menu... i'll have the poopoo dish.

 

Time for a game of strip poker followed by a nice game of touch this.....;-D

 

I don't really use pick up lines but back when I worked at a liquor store a guy came in and told me that his favorite one to use was:

Hey baby, what's your sign? I'm a herpes.

 

You got a real purdy mouth!...;-D

 

is that a gun in your pocket, or are ya just happy ta see me ha! ha!

 

I could really use a full body massage followed by a happy ending.....;-D

 

why, you got all night? ha! ha!

 

Lets try some 69 and see who lets loose first! .....;-D

 

roses are pink
violets are gray
you look so good that
im seein colors in a different way

 

Come here I want to show you what I can do

 

If you were an airplane and was a pilot, I'd sure love to get in your cockpit.