Your pick up line is?...

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  1. Honeybee69

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    My bed is broken...Can I sleep in yours?;)

    hehe
     
    Honeybee69, Aug 22, 2011
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  3. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Can you rescue my heart from the lost and found of love? [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Aug 22, 2011
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  5. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I would plow you like a Canadian laneway in the middle of January.
     
    lunarverse, Aug 22, 2011
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  7. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    After seeing you, I have to watch where I walk or I might step on my tongue. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Aug 22, 2011
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  9. MosesReeds

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    Mine is
    I've been watching you from your window for some time now, I really like your underwears.
     
    MosesReeds, Aug 22, 2011
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  11. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    I don't have any pick up lines cause I was a nerd or so called nerd in high school but my wife's was "Beauty is an art, art is a bang, so beautiful I wanna bang you."
     
    Indy Hippy, Aug 22, 2011
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  13. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Imagine I'm in love with you, It's easy cause it's true. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Aug 23, 2011
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  15. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    ^ wins
     
    newbie-one, Aug 23, 2011
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  17. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Already Sent Him A "Pos Rep", Suggest You Do Likewise.....[​IMG].....:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Aug 23, 2011
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  19. dollyfizz

    dollyfizz Senior Member

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    I'd like to give that camel toe a pedicure.
     
    dollyfizz, Aug 23, 2011
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    Hey, did you hear what happened to the space shuttle? Boom! *makes hand motions* It's okay, here, cry on my shoulder.
     
    Night_Owl, Aug 23, 2011
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  23. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    Come on mama, hurt me, I've been baaaaad
     
    def zeppelin, Aug 23, 2011
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  25. Honeybee69

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    Do you like to cuddle? ;)
     
    Honeybee69, Aug 24, 2011
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  27. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I got a couch and a fire in the fireplace ready. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Aug 24, 2011
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  29. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    classy an' classic :2thumbsup:
     
    Indy Hippy, Aug 24, 2011
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  31. Honeybee69

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    hehe
     
    Honeybee69, Aug 24, 2011
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  33. Honeybee69

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    Can I have directions? (To where?) To your room..

    :D
     
    Honeybee69, Aug 24, 2011
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  35. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Gosh, thanx. :blush5:
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Aug 24, 2011
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  37. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Can I be your personal GPS and guide you to my place? [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Aug 24, 2011
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  39. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    If I lick you will you lick me?....;-D
     
    farmout, Aug 26, 2011
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