Your pick up line is?...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sweetleaf63, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. Honeybee69

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    (As he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? he: What? ME!

    hehe
     
  2. Giant

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    I'd never forget you girly girl! :love:
     
  3. Iwannaknow890

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    Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, it's time to see if I'm right
     
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    I heard you like Bob Marley,, So I wanna Jam this in you ass..

    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRbZJXjWIA&NR=1
     
  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "Hey,see him with the squirrel,[^]? Well,it's either me or him,girl-and his squirrel bites!"
     
  6. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I'd love to make love to your mind but I wouldn't mind if your body came along for the ride. [​IMG]
     
  7. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    My pick up line is something I use to tow cars.
     
  8. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Come home with me and we can snuggle by the fire in the fireplace and watch old Star Trek reruns. [​IMG]
     
  9. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    I will pretend to like all the stupid shit you like if you let me do sexy things to you. Deal?

    That's what people really say to each other in your typical boy/girl exchange IMO
     
  10. Honeybee69

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    Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

    ;)
     
  11. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Sounds messy to me but okay let's go for it. [​IMG]
     
  12. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    No thats not a banana in my pants, I'm just happy to see you!....;-D
     
  13. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Looking at you makes me crave hot pastrami...
     
  14. Moe420

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    damn, i really wanted a banana :(
     
  15. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    The last time I met someone like you never even happened.
     
  16. Giant

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    I'll get you as many bananas as you want if I can just have one taste of your peach. :p
     
  17. FishPharts

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    Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
     
  18. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.....;-D
     
  19. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Let's make like rabbits and hop to it. [​IMG]
     
  20. Honeybee69

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    Can you give me directions...to your heart? ;)
     
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