Your pick up line is?...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sweetleaf63, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. SuperPsychMe

    SuperPsychMe Member

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    Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long
     
  2. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Have you ever went down in this elevator?....;-D
     
  3. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    I may not be Harry Potter, but I have magical powers in bed!
     
  4. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    I wish I was a double stranded helix so I could unzip your genes.
     
  5. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    Shhh, if you're too noisy then the police will find us and stop me from doing this to you...
     
  6. mckarkies

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    real gentlemen take the situation as it arises. no need for a silly pick-up line.
     
  7. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Could you help me out? I could really use a pick-up line that would work on you. [​IMG]
     
  8. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Can I stick my pink floyd in your mahogany rush?
     
  9. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    How bout we just give each other a happy ending?.....;-D
     
  10. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I'll let you go down on me if you pay me twenty bucks.
     
  11. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Dang girl, you're fogging up my glasses. [​IMG]
     
  12. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Whew, its hot girl, lets get neekid!....;-)
     
  13. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I know a place we can go skinning dipping. [​IMG]
     
  14. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Ever seen one of them thar cement ponds?.....;-D
     
  15. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    ever got ta know someone better underwater? ha! ha!
     
  16. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    No, thats not a feesh nibling down there under the water, thats ME....;-D
     
  17. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm the one you've been waiting for. [​IMG]
     
  18. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    well you had me a long time waitin',so get yourself over here fast babe for a time catch up. ha! ha!
     
  19. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Why don't we just snuggle up on the love seat together for a few hours?....;-D
     
  20. Honeybee69

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    I believe you can know more about a man from a kiss than from an hour of conversation. I pick the faster version, you?

    :D
     
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