Your pick up line is?...

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  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Isn't it time for us to get down n funky?....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 27, 2011
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  3. Honeybee69

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    Either my eyes need checking or you’re the best looking guy I’ve seen all week. :D
     
    Honeybee69, Jul 27, 2011
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  5. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    If I had two green M&M's, I would give you one of them.
     
    zengizmo, Jul 27, 2011
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  7. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I've got an itch only you can scratch baby.....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 27, 2011
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  9. Moe420

    Moe420 Banned

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    i think penicillian can help ya :biker:
     
    Moe420, Jul 28, 2011
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  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I see you're into naps? Lets go snuggle n take a nap together.....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 28, 2011
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  13. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    how dya still like ta feel the warmth on your body babe,after the sun goes down? ha! ha!
     
    roamy, Jul 28, 2011
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  15. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Officer!!! Arrest this woman for stealing my heart!
     
    zengizmo, Jul 28, 2011
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  17. Giant

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    Raaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwr!
     
    Giant, Jul 28, 2011
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  19. Moe420

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    you know what a lady likes to hear ;)
     
    Moe420, Jul 28, 2011
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  21. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    Yeah but can you do this?

    *Bodyslam the girl*
     
    mustlivelife, Jul 28, 2011
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  23. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Ooooo girl u smell dat mmmhmmm come get Chu some
     
    dark suger, Jul 28, 2011
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  25. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Won't cha let me take you on a scenic cruise. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 28, 2011
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  27. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    HHello dolly well hello dolly its so nice to have u back where u belong ur Lookin swell dolly we can tell dolly
     
    dark suger, Jul 28, 2011
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  29. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't like you but I love you. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 29, 2011
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  31. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    Help me help me, I can't feel my dick!!!

    ...

    Can you feel it for me?
     
    mustlivelife, Jul 30, 2011
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  33. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Your purdier then a doe eyed calf. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 30, 2011
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  35. Honeybee69

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    Looking at something hot like you makes me warm all over..
     
    Honeybee69, Jul 31, 2011
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  37. Darikal

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    my wife took my pick up lines away =X
     
    Darikal, Jul 31, 2011
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  39. Honeybee69

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    I’m dying to see if your as good as you look......... ;)
     
    Honeybee69, Jul 31, 2011
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