Your pick up line is?...

"You looking at me? You looking at me? - well I can see anyone here as good looking bas I - so you must be looking at me!"

 

I'm homeless, could you spare a quickie? Anything will help.

 

I'm willin to wager 20 bucs that you can't make me have an orgasim in your mouth!...;-D

 

Would you like to go see a movie?

 

I puked on your handbag., lemme introduce you to fabulous cleaner.. oxyclean.

 

I've been cheated on, back stabbed, lost most of my friends and have been crying all night. Want to go get a drink?

 

Can I light that for you?

 

Super Glue, 1001 uses. Now 1002. My place, or yours??......

 

My motorcycle is parked right outside, would you like a ride home?

 

yo!! that dryer isnt working, you can share with mine..


laundromat

 

If i tell you i love you, can i keep you forever?

 

Don't you think its time we made a baby?.....;-D

 

Would you like to see how rich I am?

 

Hey, I have a barn and I've got some hay, what say we go roll in the hay?.....;-D

 

move over.i'm comin' in. ha! ha!:sunny:

 

Want to go horse back riding?

 

Could we? Should we? Why not? Lets do IT!.....;-D

 

Have you ever been to Paris in the spring?

 

Ohh! I wish those eyes would give me your phone number, but I guess I'll have to ask you to do that.

 

You've arrested my gaze - are you going to take me to your cell?