Your pick up line is?...

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  1. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    If you were a pizza, could I be your pepperoni? [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 17, 2011
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    I don't eat meat but you can be my green peppers!
     
    Moe420, Jul 17, 2011
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  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "Oh THESE keys? Well,this one's to my Ferrari,this one's to my penthouse,this one starts my motorlaunch-but YOU'RE the key to my happiness!"
     
    puggybear, Jul 17, 2011
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  7. OptimisticFutureBlues

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    Dude...just...so bad.
     
    OptimisticFutureBlues, Jul 17, 2011
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  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Yeah-it kinda sucks-but it beats "Put your hand down here sweetpea-everything over 4" you can have".
     
    puggybear, Jul 17, 2011
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  11. OlderWaterBrother

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    You don't kiss on the first date? If I walk away and then come back we call it our second date? [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 18, 2011
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  13. farmout

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    Did you ever play launch the rocket?.....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 18, 2011
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  15. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "Mmmm,captivating scent-are you wearing 'Halitosis'?"
     
    puggybear, Jul 18, 2011
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    Have you ever been on a dating site looking for a partner when your single??? i have been on 6.. found nothing but rats under rocks!!!.. hell i can find bigfoot quicker!!!....
     
    Ankhesenamun, Jul 19, 2011
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  19. farmout

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    Lets play a game of neekid twister and see what happens, break out that ky jelly....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 19, 2011
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  21. mustlivelife

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    Would you like to watch me sploodge?
     
    mustlivelife, Jul 19, 2011
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  23. farmout

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    Shouldn't we take a shower together to conserve water?.....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 19, 2011
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    "Wow you must be a paper towel because i just wanto tear that up"







    - LOL, was kidding on this one, id like to see someone use i though.
     
    luckypunk, Jul 19, 2011
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  27. farmout

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    Its way past my bedtime, would you come upstairs and 'tuck' me in please?....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 20, 2011
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    FIXED....[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 20, 2011
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  31. farmout

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    Would you squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg?....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 20, 2011
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    Fuck me if i'm wrong but, you wanna fuck me right now don't you?
     
    TheHerbalist3000, Jul 20, 2011
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  35. mustlivelife

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    I'm no scientist but I know chemistry when I see it.
     
    mustlivelife, Jul 20, 2011
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  37. Honeybee69

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    ...;)
     
    Honeybee69, Jul 20, 2011
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  39. Honeybee69

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    If someone were to write your biography, the climax would be you meeting me.. ;)


    hehe
     
    Honeybee69, Jul 20, 2011
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