Your pick up line is?...

Hi, you remind me of my mother. Want to change my soiled nappy then breast-feed me?

 

Do you have a band aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

 

Can I kiss your boo boo and try and make it better?

 

Neosporin would be good too.

 

That's a funny pick up line.

 

You are a cinema I could watch you forever

 

Haha I got this one last night at the club..
"Hey ladies, how about we go back to my house... And make a sweet meth lab! By the way, my name is Dan."

 

Let me assure you, my dear, these fists are not just for fighting!

 

Howdy cowgirl, I'm a cowboy, want'a see my sixshooter?

 

Don't make me turn this rape into a murder.

 

I just bought a new season of 'Two and a Half Men', who's in? *while looking at a particular girl*

 

Where have you been all your life?

 

Hello, my lady, I'm your knight in shining armour. Want to see my lance?

 

Ma'am, I do believe you've lassoed my heart.

 

If this was the 80's then Spandau Ballet would come on as we gaze into each others' eyes. But it's not the 80's, so instead we're going to get blind drunk, fuck and never see each other again. Gotta love progress. Can you spare any money?

 

If this was a rodeo, I would have to say you are the finest looking bucking bronco I've ever seen.

 

Hello, I've lost my phone number, could I have yours?

 

Want to share my Reese's peanut butter cups?

 

Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you’re HOT!