Your pick up line is?...

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  1. Sweetleaf63

    Sweetleaf63 Senior Member

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    hahaha this one is funny..
     
    Sweetleaf63, Dec 15, 2009
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  3. schlupfkucken

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    Your sister tells me you like Snicker Bars.



    *really
     
    schlupfkucken, Dec 15, 2009
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  5. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Dec 15, 2009
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  7. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    That sweater is very becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
     
    YouFreeMe, Dec 15, 2009
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  9. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    I could sneeze some G's so baby lets roll...


    :eek:
     
    stacy lulu, Dec 15, 2009
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  11. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Dec 15, 2009
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  13. goatman123

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    are you wearing space pants? cuz your butt is outta this world
     
    goatman123, Dec 18, 2009
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  15. jazzyjerms09

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    "I have a VERY interesting bedroom ceiling"
     
    jazzyjerms09, Dec 18, 2009
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  17. jazzyjerms09

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    hahaha. space pants. priceless
     
    jazzyjerms09, Dec 18, 2009
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  19. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    what the fuck?
    ahhaah
     
    weeattoes, Dec 18, 2009
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  21. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Do you believe in love at first sight?
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Dec 19, 2009
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  23. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Can I see you neekid?...;-)
     
    farmout, Jan 9, 2010
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  25. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Where have you been all my life?
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jan 9, 2010
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  27. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    Where were you when I was drunk?
     
    la Principessa, Jan 13, 2010
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    Ehhh H-h-h-helllo I have shitloads of money and a dick especially custom synthesised for you sunshine(Funny synchronicity happening while typing the word sunshine I heard the word sunshine in the background in a genesis song being completely sober btw)

    It's not my own pick up line btw!I heard it was one of Lionel Richie's most sucsexful ones!
     
    Blob Marley, Jan 13, 2010
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  31. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    does this smell like chloroform to you?
     
    wild-flowers, Jan 13, 2010
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  33. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    Haha I'd tell him to go find some pathetic groupie and try that line on her instead.
     
    la Principessa, Jan 13, 2010
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  35. Blob Marley

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    or Let me show you how sweet it can be-heeh sharing lovin' with me!?!
     
    Blob Marley, Jan 13, 2010
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  37. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    this would work on me
     
    wild-flowers, Jan 13, 2010
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  39. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Just sit in the corner and look pitiful hoping someone will come and mother you.
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jan 13, 2010
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