Your pick up line is?...

Is that your number I just saw in the bathroom that says; call for a good time?

 

Then join the fun and make one up.

 

i won't.i don't do fake.

 

Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

 

"Hi. I noticed you're still alone and I thought to myself 'Puggybear old son-she's fat ugly and sweaty,it's 2am,she must be getting desperate-you're in with a shout'. So,your place or mine?"

 

whats that hun I cant hear you? the stereo in my Lamborghini is little to loud.. huh?? What you say? oh you wanna take a ride?..

 

Lighten up, You may not live any longer but you'll have a whole lot more fun while your here.

 

If you were a frog, I'd kiss you.

 

RIBBIT!
:love:

 

I like your face.

 

Want to go fly a kite?

 

what ya mean lighten' up?i was'nt been heavy in the first place."i may not live any longer" the cheek a ya!speak for yourself.i would'nt swap my life for nopbodys.so you like pick up lines do ya?try this one out for size. havya ever tryed pickin' up !your teeth with broken fingers?its really difficult ta do.so put that pick up! line in your pipe an smoke it brother...

 

"You gave me the wrong number last time hoe! How about your real digits this time bitch?"

 

Hey, Clem Clown, it seems that you are getting a little heavy handed for being in the Humor Forum, that is unless you think that threatening to break fingers and knocking out peoples teeth is funny. But even then what does that have to do with pick up lines, unless you happen to think; "havya ever tryed pickin' up !your teeth with broken fingers?its really difficult ta do.", is a "pick up line" and if so you may need a little help with your sense of humor and maybe you needed the suggestion to "lighten up" more than you'll ever know.

 

Have you seen my girl friend? Oh there you are.

 

i was only jokin'!lighten' up man.i dont even use flyspray! ha! ha!

 

"Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name.....Hello, I love you let me jump in your game."

 

So you do think that threatening to break fingers and knocking out peoples teeth is funny. Interesting, I bet your friends find you hilarious and that you are the life of the party.

 

Would you be my designated driver?

 

so hows your sense of humor? ha! ha!