Your pick up line is?...

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  1. Honeybee69

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    I - i love you like a love song baby..
    I - i love you like a love song baby..
    I - i love you like a love song baby..
    And i keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

    :D
     
    Honeybee69, Jul 2, 2011
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  3. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I've got a "friend" that would like to "meet" you.
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 2, 2011
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  5. Moe420

    Moe420 Banned

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    Im on a new birth control pill and I was wondering if you wanted to help me try it out ;)
     
    Moe420, Jul 2, 2011
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  7. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    yes i will let you put it in my mouth
     
    dark suger, Jul 2, 2011
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  9. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm like Little Ceasar's baby, I'm Hot N Ready!.....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 2, 2011
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  11. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    If I were you, I'd take me home and I'll love you for ever. [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 2, 2011
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  13. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Done anything groovy with your body lately?.....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 2, 2011
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  15. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    How would you like to put a tiger in your tank? [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 2, 2011
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  17. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Mr Happy could really use a tongue lashing.....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 3, 2011
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  19. Mothman

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    Wanna come check out my stamp collection? *Then I'd push up on the tape that holds my glasses together in the middle...reeeaaall smooth like*
     
    Mothman, Jul 3, 2011
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  21. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Want to go bowling? [​IMG]
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 3, 2011
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  23. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "Herro. You wanna ruvv me rong time?"
     
    puggybear, Jul 3, 2011
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  25. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Step outside into the van mam, see this badge? FBI......Female Body Inspector!...
    Off with those damn clothes......;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 3, 2011
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  27. WOLF ANGEL

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    "Hi ? " - well I am - Seeing you ;)
     
    WOLF ANGEL, Jul 3, 2011
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  29. Mothman

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    Wanna watch my bootleg copy of R Kelly in concert? I don't see nuthin wroooooonnggg.....
     
    Mothman, Jul 4, 2011
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  31. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Welcome to my hottub sweetie, oh btw, its a clothes free hottub, so forget that bikini.....;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 4, 2011
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  33. Klute

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    Hahaha . Thats a winner.
     
    Klute, Jul 4, 2011
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  35. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Do you have a robot?

    (yes) - can I shit on it?
    (no) - can you build one and then I'll shit on it?
     
    Shivaya, Jul 4, 2011
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  37. roamy

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    iv'e never needed one.ha! ha!
     
    roamy, Jul 4, 2011
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  39. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Lets just try and see how far you can swallow this here thang......;-D
     
    farmout, Jul 4, 2011
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