Your pick up line is?...

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  1. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    That's not really a pick up line-it's more of a lay down line ;)
     
    _Bob_, Jun 28, 2011
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  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Would you like to go "HANG OUT" at the local nudest club with me?......;-D
     
    farmout, Jun 28, 2011
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  5. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Hey doll, going my way? :D
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jun 28, 2011
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  7. Preacherbilly

    Preacherbilly Banned

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    "My kids haven't exercised in a while. Mind if they run down your leg?"
     
    Preacherbilly, Jun 28, 2011
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  9. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I'd kinda like to make love to you. ;)
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jun 28, 2011
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  11. 56olddog

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    Yeah, I can see that workin'. But I like it.
     
    56olddog, Jun 28, 2011
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  13. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    How about a quickie? ;)
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jun 29, 2011
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  15. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "Tell your friends not to get jealous-I've chosen YOU"!
     
    puggybear, Jun 30, 2011
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  17. Honeybee69

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    What’s your IQ? I’m looking for a sperm donor.. ;)

    lol
     
    Honeybee69, Jun 30, 2011
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  19. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Hey Bonnie, wanta be my partner in crime?
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jun 30, 2011
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  21. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "I just farted in this plastic bag. If you're nice to me,I'll let you have a sniff!"
     
    puggybear, Jun 30, 2011
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    you wouldn't happen to have some anti depressants on you.??
     
    deleted, Jun 30, 2011
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  25. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    If you could look inside me you would see your name written on my heart. ;)
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 1, 2011
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  27. LovesLiquid

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    Do you like your eggs fertilised ?.................:D
     
    LovesLiquid, Jul 1, 2011
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  29. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Can I open that door for you? :D
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 1, 2011
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  31. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    Baby, I wanna wrap your legs around my face like a feed bag!
     
    MayQueen~420~, Jul 1, 2011
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  33. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Eh yoyoyo! Come here so I can bust in yo mouth
     
    dark suger, Jul 1, 2011
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  35. Klute

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    Get in the car I've got a knife!!
     
    Klute, Jul 2, 2011
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  37. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    How yoo doing?
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Jul 2, 2011
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  39. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    The Above Quote Is Post No 500, And The Only One In This Thread That Would Have A 100% Chance

    Of Success......[​IMG]......:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 2, 2011
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