Your pick up line is?...

Why don't you come up and see me some time?
(I live in the mile high city)

 

I’m dying to see if your as good as you look.

hehe

 

I've been lying in wait, you want to lie with me a while?

 

My socks are havin a party, do your pants want to come down??....;-D

 

How would you like to have more orgasms in one night than you've had in the rest of this year combined? ;p

 

Hi. Can i domesticate you?

hehe

 

Honeybee, you've been a bad girl, go to my room, now!......;-D

 

heres a few. Ive never used any of them because frankly they are stupid.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name gretchen?

hey, Didn't we go to different schools together?

nice dress, it would look good on my bedroom floor.

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

If I asked you to fuck me, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question? (you might have to think about that one for a second)

is it just you or is it slutty in here?

 

This is your lucky day – I just happen to be single.

hehe

 

You're on the top of my list of things to do.

 

I have some Alf pogs..

 

Looking at something hot like you makes me warm all over..

hehe

 

Gentle Readers, This Post Goes A Long Way Toward Explaining Why There

Are So Many Single Men In This World.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Here's some more.

Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick

if I followed you home, would you keep me?

would you sleep with a stranger? (no) well my name is...

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but im the only one talking to you.

im going outside to make out, wanna come?

 

"Babe,you make nasal hair look sexy!"

 

Lol

 

Love is more than what meets the eye, let's find out what it is together.

 

You look like my cat: warm and cuddly.

 

Awesome our outfits match, who does your hair, wanna ditch this place get a coffee real quick?..

 

nah.