Your pick up line is?...

I may be no Fred Flintstone but i can make ur bed rock!

 

I know the going rate is $50 dollars an hour, but babe you're worth $100


Hotwater

 

What's your name? Is it Mary or Sue?
What's your name? Do I stand a chance with you?
It's so hard to find a personality with charms like yours for me

 

Hello, I love you,
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you,
Let me jump in your game.

 

I want to show you my bedroom ceiling

 

(at the dentist) "hey baby, got any cavities?"

 

Can I walk you home?

 

Winner!!

 

I once went up to a woman intending to say "You are the most beautiful woman in this room." It came out "You are barf."

 

Well, that is definitely... different.

 

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.

 

Them teeth real?

 

I got a hot-rod Ford and a two-dollar bill
And I know a spot right over the hill.
There's soda pop and the dancin's free,
So if you wanna have fun come along with me.

 

Grab that, would you?

 

I saw this playing Runescape today... "Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes"

 

white and crystalline ,,,

 

Want'a make babies?

 

I heard it on the grape vine that you give the best head in the whole state, wanna prove it?.....

 

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.