Your pick up line is?...

Ditto..

 

Guy walks into a club wearing his new perfume. When a slow dance comes on he plucks up the courage to ask a pretty girl for a dance.
When they are embraced she asks" Humm nice whats that you have on ?''
He replies " A hard on but i didnt know you could smell it !!!!!! "

 

If I blow in your ear will you follow me home?

 

"Can I smell your pussy? No? Oh-it must be your feet then".




[for some reason that one never works]

 

I just turned Pro in mixed doubles showering would you like to join my team?

 

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

 

My Face Is Leaving In 5 Minutes, Make Sure Your On It....



Cheers Glen.

 

you pretend you are blind..

 

If i said i want your body now would you hold it against me?

 

Well, I certainly would miss Honeybee! :2thumbsup:


At the moment I just grin and offer to buy drinks for everyone, since I'mma made of money at the moment and I like being generous.

 

No pick up needed just surprise buttsex! (>^(>)>

 

I think you know the answer to that :love:

 

"hi"

That's atleast whatever I say when I meet a girl... :2thumbsup:

 

You've got the cutest butt I've ever seen?

 

Do you wiggle like that for everyone or are you just glad to see me?

 

"(>^(>)>" ?

 

That would be two kirbys having surprise buttsex sir.

 

I've looked around enough to know that you're the one I want to go though time with.

 

but what is time? is it even linear?

 

hehe

Hmm i love red wkd