Your pick up line is?...

Alright, I was wondering, what would you like to have? Dinner, my place.. Breakfast, in bed.. or both?

 

Both of course.

 

Good one LOL

 

I liked that one too, lol

 

haha..greedy

 

Hmm you look uncomfortable in that suit..can I help you take it off?

 

That was veeery cheesy.....and it made me laugh.


Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my head all night.

 

Does the rug match the carpet?

 

"Hello my dear,I'm Puggybear. Oh,your knickers have fallen off"


[well,a chap can dream]

 

Why don't we do it in the street?

 

Didn't I meet you in my dream last night?

 

ypli..

Barry White // im getting so laid.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkGF5VU-J5s&feature=autoplay&list=FL7_-ineFaGqA&index=94&playnext=5&shuffle=668603"]YouTube - ‪Barry White - Staying Power (1999) - 02. Don't Play Games‬‏

 

Ohh! i wish those eyes would give me your phone number, but i guess i'll have to ask you to do that

 

I have an apple in my pocket. Wanna have a bite?

 

No lines.
Just a simple "Hello, my name is <insert name> and I would like to get to know you"

 

Like she said: "Hello" works just fine. Sometime it's easiest to break the ice by simply saying, "You look very nice tonight...." Nothing corny or planned; just conversation.

 

I spot a flaw there,King.
"You look very nice tonight" infers that the last time you saw her she looked like roadkill.
SO much better to smile and very rapidly say "Ifyouwantafucksaywhat".

[At least you get a chance of her fat ugly friend saying "What?"]

 

I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers!

 

Hmm i know you want me. I can smell it.

 

What's in this drink that actually makes you look good?