Your pick up line is?...

Is 500 for the hour ok?

 

Hey honey, would you like me to be your bee?

 

How about one of these?
Pass the sugar, Sugar.
Pass the honey, Honey.
Pass the tea, Bag.

 

I've got the sausage babe if you've got the bun!.....;-D

 

Do you have anything stump broke?

 

Do you know how much a polarbear weighs?






Enough to break the ice.. im Ruthy

 

Let me clean off a place for you to sit as I wipe my mouth off.

 

<3

 

This is an old one:

Hi-do you like apples?
Oh, yes, very much!
Oh, we have so much in common-let's fuck!

 

I go up to a woman, smile and I say,

"Hello"
Amazing how well that works.

 

Nice mustach. Ties those teeth together.

 

How about goin down with me baby!....;-D

 

Hey.


Of course, the trick is to say it in red.

 

"Hello Sugarpuff-would you like to see my party trick?
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight".

Hmm-you're right,Giant...saying it in colour adds a certain piquancy.

 

Hey baby, wanna go to a party? They've got liq-uor in the front and pok-er in the rear...

 

My how big your teeth are?

 

Wanna tie one on and screw in the woods?

 

"I'm not suggesting you're fat-but fart and give me a clue"

 

Have you ever wanted anything as much as I want you?

 

Wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck?