your overly optimistic predictions for 2014

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by cynthy160, Dec 27, 2013.

  1. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

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    Somewhere in the world, a dog owner will take responsibility for the damage his or her pet did to other people.

    Youtube will stop the ads it's been putting all over its videos.

    The Obamacare website will become fully functional.

    MTV will start showing music videos again.

    John Boehner will finally stop the Tea Party from dictating his behavior 24/7.

    The sign language interpreter for the Mandela events will actually learn sign language.
     
  2. Eavesdrop

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    Feminists will stop bashing Cinderella.
     
  3. sunfighter

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    US television networks will no longer have to censor the shit out of all the movies they show, because the FCC will rule that people are not being harmed by hearing the words shit, piss, fuck, ****, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits because they hear these words every single day of their lives.
     
  4. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    The federal reserve is abolished.

    All of the unconstitutional laws passed by the last to presidents repealed, including Obamacare.

    Zooey Deschanel falls in love with yours truly
     
  5. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Pressed Rat becomes president of the USA.
     
  6. LornaDoom

    LornaDoom Senior Member

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    The fall of organized religion

    US government gets an overhaul with many imprisonments, assasinations and firings
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    An overhaul with many assasinations is an optimistic change? :p Isn't it most likeley better without those? I think I would rather go with my prediction (except if he turns radical and so brings your predictions in reality) :D
     
  8. LornaDoom

    LornaDoom Senior Member

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    we need a serious cog in the machine..optimistic yes, to not be enslaved in the future..


    of course I am only reaching, the only true freedom we will ever have as humans under human rule is when our brain and hearts stop..
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Hence the assasinations? :D jk ;)
     
  10. LornaDoom

    LornaDoom Senior Member

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    I set up a good defense, I am ready for those bastards:sunny: j/k
     
  11. EventHorizon

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    A new space heater will be developed that doesn't use electricity.

    The walking dead will stop doing this two month break crap.

    Marijuana will become legal, no longer will anyone have to drive 30 miles to get quality product.

    Pay will be based on production rather than seniority due to a new law in November.

    The cubs will finally abandon Wrigley field.
     
  12. hahaha04

    hahaha04 Whatevers Clever

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    Tried to rep but could not :(

    Predictions;
    My home state in US will decriminalize and then legalize cannabis.

    I'll seduce and then make sweet love with Natalie portman.

    My Jedi powers will finally become string enough for me to join Jedi council.

    Ummmm more but can't think of em currently.
     
  13. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    People will no longer be hungry.

    People will no longer be homeless.

    There will be world peace.

    There will be no illness that there is not a cure for.

    No person will ever be abused.

    Oh and that pigs will fly. :)
     
  14. *Yogi*

    *Yogi* Resident Racist

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    Something huge, Growing in the ocean comes out and swallows up DC, Every last bastard and bitch in politics. A politically racist sea monster.

    EPA and IRS disappear never to be herd from again.

    People pay their own bills and stop collecting "handout".

    $1 a gallon gas

    I have real high hopes for these...:rolleyes:
     
  15. themnax

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    oil and coal cease being extracted. gas stations run out perminantly and completely.

    the power grid goes down except in local areas where they have solar, wind, or hydro.

    there's a rush and big market to reinstall generators in every dam and install solar on every roof and windmills on every ridgetop.

    also demand for public transportation skyrockets, with cheeply constructed narrow gauge railways being built all over the place, powered by innovative storage technologies and ways of charging them.

    everyone wakes up one morning, the 20% who do at all, with fur and tails and random animal shaped heads and faces.

    there are no corpses, the other 80% have simply vanished as if they had never existed. no belief or anything else is favored. its just completely random.

    all manufacture of fire arms has ceased as well.

    automobiles are no longer produced as without oil there is no more demand for them.

    the only guns or cars are those made by hobbyists for their own amusement. these are not allowed to be bought or sold, except as individual parts.

    though anyone may purchase and assemble them. ammo is not mass produced either.

    alternative types of (non-lethal) weapons development accelerates.

    vehicular pavements in many urbanized areas is being removed and replaced with park strips. parking lots everywhere are being turned into japanese gardens.

    there is no restriction on allowing any species to come and go freely as comensals, but no creatures may be bought and sold nor raised for their fur.

    some animals may be raised for slaughter, but the must be treated humainly while alive. meat from cloned cell meat beasts hits the retail market and begins replacing murdered meat.

    community mathon houses and craftufacuring libraries begin replacing the use of money.

    the cost of replicators comes down to around the current cost of home computers.

    make files are freely exchanged on the internet.

    patent and copyrite are eliminated, though restictions remain in place on claiming credit.

    employment is replaced by online systems of skill and needs matching.
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    A flying saucer will land on the front lawn of the white house offering the people of the earth immortality in exchange for nuclear waste around the world and the contents of our town dumps and landfills


    Hotwater
     
  17. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    Everything Heat said, and on top of that: I'll make some money, and move out.
     
  18. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

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    That was a good one. :)

    It has religious elements. A being visits from another world to offer us eternal life and take away our earthly sins. You could prolly start another world religion with tenets like that.

    Just don't start up any conjecture about the great being supposedly using marijuana. For many people, that would taint everything.
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    You’re right UFOlogy is based in religion.

    It began with such group as The Cosmic Star Temple, The Starlight Fellowship, and The Brotherhood of the Seven Rays. Sometimes like most religions there are groups who exist on the fringe such as The UFO Information Center, which was essentially a cult, the Solar Temple, whose leader ordered the death of his infant son who he believed was the Anti-Christ, and Heaven’s Gate, whose former members are still riding the tail of Comet Hale-Bopp :eek:

    Hotwater
     
  20. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

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    I'll get a good job, buy a car, and move back to my hometown.
     

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