Your Name!!!

obviously ..charles

 

hahahaha actually, technically, Im not a wetback since I never touched water. my mom is a resident and she used another kid's birth certificate around my age to smuggle me in.. she drugged me and my sister.. that was too funny eric.

 

a whole bunch of mexicans live across the street from in this small house

like...9 of them

and last night i went to take the trash out to the trash can that had already been taken up to the street

and as i was walking up three or 4 of them were outside chatting away, in spanish, obviously

and it was funny b/c when i kind of came out of the dark into the light at the trash can, they all immediately stopped talking

as if i was going to hear something i shouldn't be hearing

and all i could think was "jeeze guys, i don't do even understand what you're saying, what do you think i'm going to over hear?"

i thought it was pretty hilarious

 

terrorist plot...

I hope

 

could be

but they coulda been talking about a super awesome mexican fiesta

in which case i maybe would have heard words like "pinata" and "salsa" and "burrito"

and i would have been like "amigos!"

oh, and "chimichanga"

 

^ ha nice. maybe they actually have a nuclear bomb in that small house, which requires at least 9 people to keep properly stored. i'd watch out.

my name irl is paul. my friends call me paulos, since i'm greek.

 

Don't forget you would have over heard cerveza, ain't no fiesta without some cervezas.

 

obviously my spanish is limited

 

Cerveza is beer so I'm sure it makes more sense to you now

 

there is this house up the road from me and it was always so quiet like no activity whatsoever and one day it burned down and when they investigated it there were like 20 illegal hispanics living there

 

My name is Nick. Nicknames: Gerbil, G, Whiteboi, Nikki. People can call me whatever they want, just let me know you're going to do it. I was called Butter Walnuts a whole night at a bar. I'm sort of glad I don't know why.

 

Hahahahaha this thread is hilarious.
Teh-Horace, the reason they stopped talking is because they are afraid of americans and for some reason feel the need to stop whatever they are doing and stare. I think they do it to see if they need to start running in case INS shows up lmao. If you run across a real mexican you probably wont hear cerveza, you will hear the word Chelas.. Chimichangas are american posing as mexican BTW.
We have a couple of apartments next door and in the one thats occupied there's 7 people in a one bedroom with 2 dogs. The popo are there almost every week and it sucks coz we're growing. shhhhh!!

 

i don't think anything i said up there is authentically mexican, i had taco bell in mind the whole time

and i added chimichangas to the list after i thought about meet the fockers for a quick second

 

you know what I find really funny about the US? that people dont get that the word Olé isnt mexican. Its Spanish.

 

i didn't realize mexican was its own language these days

however, i did know that ole was spanish

 

Oh hell yeah, theres a difference between mexican and proper spanish.

 

no, i know that too

it's the same with english english and american english

i'm just being el-tardo

 

this thread is no longer about names, but i'll say mine anyways.


heather

 

That's a pretty name. When you first joined I thought you were a guy named mark, until I started reading your posts.

 

Andrew