Your Greatest Achievment

yea actually I am lol

 

I've saved myself from drowning thousands of times.

Some call it "swimming", but I call it a life saving instinct.

 

lol nice, if there were more people like you then i'd be out of a job. but the first guy had a heart attack while swimming laps so he needed the help.

 

not falling off the edge of the universe after downing a vial of acid

 

haha. you know, they say when your drunk the truth comes out. In this case, I think the truth within you says to join a destruction derby.

but honestly neo, I like a man who knows how to party. :cheers2:

 

Being Freddy Mercurys hairy Pakistani love slave is an achievement unto itself.

 

we are all fabulous bisexual crooners with excessive vibrato and pedo mustaches in our own way.

 

I would totally go gay for him as long as he serenaded me to sleep.

Too bad it's too late.

 

it's not too late for you to contract HIV too. you will DIE and be united in your FAG HELL.

 

It's never to late thanks to photoshop, laser printers, blow up dolls and the iPod.

the contracting aids part, though. you'll have to find out how to do with that on your own.

 

HIV is so 1987ish.

I got my money on some kind of radiation produced cancer, sulfur poisoning, or exotic flu.

Can't get that from butthurting Freddie's corpse though....

 

Why can't it all be so simple... but you gotta make it hard....

 

Dean and I are planning a sci-fi novel. There is a virus that affects the Y chromosome, and men with the virus are only capable of reproducing other males.

That would be pretty brutal.

 

You should sell the idea to China.

They will turn it into a reality.

 

Your ideas are themselves Weapons of Mass Destruction.

x-core!

 

you have to invoke it turning the mans existing hardware into a stem-cell producing factory, so that they do not reproduce in the normal fashion.

instead they couple, and their dna merges, and the stem cells that have collected in their body cavities begin forming the blueprint of the child they would each have (they both become pregnant at once)

and thirty years after they give birth (your sequel) all of the children become zombies and work for the new world order, their rank determined by if they are YY, XY, or XX

 

Everyone bites my head off when I mention pride

Mine might be moving countries and still passing TEE after missing a term and having no idea what I was doing

And doing uni

Crap... That's all educational

 

I am one of those people who will usually stop and help if I see you trying to change a flat tire on the side of the highway....and even though I dont have much money I won't take any that you offer for my help.

 

Escaping a dreadful existence of misery and routine.