your first crush

I still know all of my crushes... Well, there aren't that many... I know where all of them live.

 

my first crush..haha lets see if I could remember back that far..I dont think i can..
Ohhh shit i can..haha i remember this boy in sixth grade whom I thought was ever so dreamy..haha he was in one of my classes and I thought he was the cats meow he was really nice to me and I was such a dork and then one day he left for good and haha..then i hated going to that class..hehe
and then I had tons of crushes after that..more of people i wanted to dry hump but Ill call them crushes..haha

 

I pictured a dog humping my leg...

 

hahah what

 

With first crush, I shall never tell. It would be just too horrifically embarassing and I'd probably get carted off to the funny farm.

All I shall say is, it was a character from a TV show ... and I was about seven at the time.

Obviously we're not in touch, though he occasionally stars in my fan fics. It's alright though, I've moved on.

 

My first real big crush was on Leslie Ash when she was in Quadrophenia. Oh how I wish I was Phil Daniels in that alley way.

 

Oh come on.. spill the beans. Can't be any more embarassing than mine..

When I was 2.. one of my earliest memories...I loved the rose-girl in the cartoon "the Little prince".

When I was age 3-5 I had this mega-attraction for Daphne from Scooby Doo.
I used to write her name in the carpet (you know where you smooth it out and draw marks with your finger) and when I'd go down the carpeted stairs, I lied on my stomach, feet first and went down, thump thump thump and go
"da-pha-nee".

After Daphne, it was Teela from He-Man for a couple years.
I guess I had an early crush on redheads....

*hides embarassed*

 

I think my earliest crush was darien from sailor moon, who turned out to be TUXEDO MASK! PFFFF total bonus there ...

 

I moved when I was in first grade, had a slight crush on a neighbor who was in 7th grade. Our mothers became best friends, even tho we rarely talked to each other. We didn't really talk till he got out of the military and then we got married 2 months later....when I was 17 1/2 & he was 23.

 

some girl named Bianca that lived down the street from my gramma when I was like 5.

 

Your signature is scary...

 

god...well like, at kindergarden there was this sweet gal, we used to play a bit, but i never kissed her then in the first 2 years of primary school, i was a whore and played kiss chase i also played a weird game called birds with a coupla gals from kiss chase, that basicly involved running round pretending we were flying...and then i didn't really have a crush till secondary school that i can remember, she was smart, clever, rosy cheeks, curly locks....i later thought of her as an annoying bint, but i had a crush on her for a year or 2.

 

i wish i could remember my kindergarten years, those were the best years ever haha i remember some, i saw the easter bunny on the toilet..and i fell down my stairs naked with toilet paper wrapped all around me..
I always remember having a crush on my older brothers friends..

 

Ooh.. you like the older ladies