Your favorite paradox

The barber shaves only those men in town who do not shave themselves.
Who shaves the barber?

 

I am not a cannibal. I only eat vegetarians.

 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 

You haven't told us. Maybe her husband shaves her, or perhaps she does it herself. But I hope she goes natural.

 

There is no WIFE... fool

Are you so ignorant as to not heard of a hypothetical

 

Dark was not here first. In this universe, there was nothing there. It was a void, a place that never existed. Nothing outside the singularity. Everything that this universe contains was inside that singularity. Inside the singularity was dark and light. All things exist in duality in this universe. Matter/ anti-matter, Dark Matter/physical matter, Dark Energy/Light energy. We know much about what we can see, the dark is harder to examine. However, science is making great leaps at understanding it.

 

Dollars and labor credits are different somehow.

 

Just harsh, you sure sound big and tuff sittin' at your computer, putting people down. Shame on you.:toetap05:

 

Existence.

 

this is mine too

 

Name something that isn't a paradox, and I'll ask you how god was born.

 

Immigrants wanting to close our borders,,, :banghead:

 

The grandfather paradox.

If you go back in time and kill your grandfather, then your father will never be born and therefore you will never be born. But if you were never born, then you never went back in time to kill your grandfather, and are therefore alive again.

 

I prefer Futurama's version :biker:

 

The pussy paradox

 

So,when the [hypothetical] Big Bang happened,and the Singularity expanded rapidly in all directions.....how come there were directions for it to expand into,if they didn't pre-exist?

HA! GOTCHA! :2thumbsup:

 

Darkness is not something that can come. Darkness is lack of light.

 

Night-time comes.

 

Ye of little faith know you have everlasting life --- seek and you shall have.