Show off your doorbell! Mine is a cowbell, rusty, loud and imperious. There is NO ignoring the bell when it rings.
This is my chiming doorbell - has a variety of 'tunes' for me to choose from. https://www.swann.com/uk/swhom-dc810b
So you must live in the wilderness! I once lived way out there, and the Seventh Day Adventists found their way down 72 miles of dirt roads to give me a copy of the Watchtower. Here several door to door salesmen a day rattle the cowbell. Usually fresh fish, ice cream or pots and pans.
My doorbell button is integrated with a high level security system and top secret counter measures, that I can't even post a picture of it. Straight from Area 51
I have 8 wooded acres, can't see my house from the road, "No Trespassing" signs... Keeps the riff-raff at bay. If not they are seriously lost.
Thanks for the correction. You should have seen them huffing and puffing after climbing the 200 foot elevation to my place from the locked gate down the road. Almost pulled the shotgun on 'em as they did startle me from my reverie. Here they would have to climb a ten foot wall topped with razor wire. I hope they ring the cowbell instead.