your clevage..

lhilder, lord girl...you might as well have a garbage disposal hookep up to the girls.

whc, I don't know if they notice anything but the possibility of smashing their face in there.

 

hahahaa I know right?! Or have a dude available always to fish em out for me

 

okay i shoulda said... boob sweat and cell phones don't mix.

 

(volunteers for hilder boob-cleaning detail)

do you prefer licked or simply picked clean?

 

why use your hands when you can use your cleavage.. Using your hands is so lazy, that's why we really have breasts, they are our second set of hands..

 

ewww.... thats just wrong, even the woman next to her is disgusted.

i put lighters in my cleavage. boobs are really great to help carry alot of stuff too. just lay things on top of them. but no sweaty cell phones for me,. gross.

 

this thread has gotten me to thinkin.
if ya do see a woman pull a cellphone out of her cleavage, is it then considered impolite to ask to borrow the phone? or would it be a type of compliment?

 

If you see a woman pull her cell out of her cleavage not only should you ask to borrow it, but you should smell it and then ask if she has any other treasures down there...

This woman I use to work with would put her food, change, cigarette pack, lighter, cookies in her cleavage... I asked her if she had my soul in there...

 

hahhahahahahaa shroom!!!

Hey I would totally do something like that chick up there in the pic. I think we should make a thread alone just for holding beers in the cleavage. My friends would laugh at me though, they always do. I'd do anything for a laugh.

 

I want doves to fly out of mine...

 

sorry all the doves have been busy flying out of my ass

 

you are holy... I need to catch one so I can have something that was once in your ass, and then I can pray to it...

 

IMO boobs are good for 2 things: playing with and giving bras a purpose.
However I'll let puting lighters in there slide, but NO phones or soda.

 

we need to talk.

 

what about midgets, they have to have some place to hide..?

 

Are you breaking up with me..

 

sweetie, I'm not God.

I am very smart, beautiful, and angelic, but not God.


Just needed to tell you.

 

They can hind in a tree stump of in the AC duct work. Boobs are not a hiding place either.

 

You are my god...I pray to you before I eat my Cheerios in the morning...

Boobs are a hiding place, it's where I run away and tuck my head in when I want to hide from the world...don't crush my dreams ....

 

You know I keep my healing crystals in my bra. I forgot about that. They often fall out when I bend over. Clunk. Do cell phones fall out too???

oh yeah and Shroomsicle, I would SO love to let you worship me in person.