Your Chattin' Heart

no please don't...
it wasn't an actual joke with a punchline...her and her gf couldn't open the squash lol


i did hear the same joke but with ''vegans''

 

see?...i get stuff.....i do


just interviewed a nice trans boy and his smoking hot girlfriend who are now passed step one of being boarders here ...now i just need to explain the room mate agreement which is slanted in my favor

i advertise my home as a safe space...cause it is

 

Just wondering why you didn't say "how many people"

 

Sorry, didn't mean to offend! I understood the joke, but was just putting one back out there. Or at least I thought so.

 

Sorry if I came off defensive. I was just trying to share a humorous anecdote about my day.

But it's the same thing with opening jars and putting together IKEA furniture: Lack of a man in the equation. We even have to handle spiders ourselves

 

no ..but who you decide to have sex with has nothing to do with squash

i never understood why the first way gays describe themselves is to spout off about who they have sex with

its weird

being gay is probably about 1% of who you are...why give it so much attention

 

popcorn:

 

omg what fresh hell is happening here?! :O So...I guess since you need extraordinary sight to read posts, posting isn't really going to be encouraged?????

This is unfuckingreal.

 

cocksuckers

 

That is not PR. They now choose to be called male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area suckers.

 

What? What's going on?

 

they are all poking fun at me.....i'm used to it,,,,,bunch of bullies everyone of them....specially spiff and lynn

speaking of sight and lesbians.....young pros[pective tenant has 14 surgeries on her eyes so far and is going blind....i feel bad for her but she has 4 cats...4...and a dog....they are a cute young friendly couple but that's a lot of animals...kid has something called usher syndrome and is up to 14 eye surgeries

what do i do?....i am such a fucking sucker

 

bit stoned...said that 14 thing twice in one sentence

 

For the first 20 minutes after I came to the site - honestly to God - the background was dark dark purple and the writing was black!!!

Even after I posted I saw my post on this dark purple background and black writing...THEN I go back to the home page (which I'd already done several times shaking my head)...and VOILA! everything was back to the way it always is.

The good part of that is I don't think I have to understand everything. lol
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So did y'all like the squash and whatever you made to go with it?

 

That really IS a lot of animals (4 cats! lol) but I'm glad to see you're going to help them out.

and you are so so silly it actually makes me laugh

 

Usher syndrome? Does that mean you will chronically like the song "yeah" or "my boo"

 

The right thing.

Are there any other boarders in your area?Maybe you could help them find a different place, that way you're still helping them out but not having to have all those animals in your house.

 

Yes

We're doing the low carb thing for awhile. My weakness has always been pasta. Made an awesome homemade sauce.

 

my city has a crazy high occupancy rate for rentals....highest in Canada....3 university/colleges and a military base.....too many students....my island has a big lgbt community..it is attractive to this couple.....i dunno about the cats....i have the downstairs main 2 rooms for myself and all the millenials are upstairs...i have a buffer zone

 

does anybody want to pull the fire alarm. ../ make thread of fire prevention and safety. .change the battery in smoke alarms. ..