Your Chattin' Heart

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by rollingalong, Mar 8, 2018.

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  1. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    saggy and stretch marks can be pretty sexy ! means you have lived and have life mate
    Don't put yourself down !
     
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I seen cool as stretch marks a few times like a lion has slashed at their tummies and I was jelly over it. Like someone Gimmie a baby so I can cop that shiiiiat.
     
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    In other news.. Ive been giving a gift from the talking walnut. Seems that the punk kid across the way has moved out. however replaced by another piece of trash .. Id be willing to bet the one that left will come back eventually. Ill take the peace for now.
     
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    "Sage & Spirit" (instrumental) (Weir) -- 28:29
     
  5. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i'd be lucky to have quality babe like you...stretch marks and all....that was me yesterday when you were all moist those sagging cans would have been wobbling all over the room....a really horny chick is fucking awesome hot....

    btw i a tres lazy ad cuold not be bothered googling a long toed jenna buuuuuuuush......i leave toes out of my love making sessions thank you very much :)
     
  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Same, I don't find feet sexy at all. Maybe in stockings but when a babes got stockings on I just wanna tear the ass out and no thought is with the feet.
     
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  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I'm at a place called Tech Noir, I think there's a guy following me I'm pretty scared.

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  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    When I transform into the boogie woman at night, you dun wanna leave your toes uncovered cause when I'm hawkin' and I see your little feetsies hanging over the end of the bed, you're runnin' on stumps, motherfucker! :D

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  9. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Boss at work keeps trying to get me into phish. They are talented musicians. But I am not gonna listen to their music after 3 or 4 boring songs.
     
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  10. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    3 phish songs?...who has 2 hours to spare these days.....
     
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  11. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Wait...so are the 2 hour ones the good ones? I only listened to the 15 minute ones.
     
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  12. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    You know I have a very hard time watching the scene in T2 where Arnie lowers himself in the lava. It's like so sad, I don't cry, but I have the biggest urge too.
     
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  13. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    2 minutes....entire song :)....i saw these guys live

     
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    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I'm thinking maybe that's why I like punk rock. Not because it's good. Just because it's over after a couple minutes.
     
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  15. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Jesus, how many lesbians does it take to open a spaghetti squash? Two. The answer's two.

    Took us 20 minutes but we got in there.

    Also, fuck yes--The Ramones!!!
     
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  16. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Why does it have to be lesbians that it takes 20 minutes to get into a squash?
     
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  17. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Thank you, what a nice compliment. I am tempted to say something self depreciating, but instead I am just going to be grateful for the kind words. We have a lot of attractive people here!
     
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  18. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    hey i just quoted this and it changed between clicks........you are welcome
     
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  19. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    I was wondering the same? What is it that makes it unique to lesbians?
     
  20. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Should I shut up about who I am?
     
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