Your Chattin' Heart

Jenna Bush is hot.

 

am i the only one who knows how to ''offer' condolences?...that doesn't say uch for the health of the people in my life.....i' an old pro sad to say...there is lots of helpful sites if y'all are ever stuck

don't worry though....i am kinda bossy as you know so i will provide everyone with what to say when i go

 

my house is half clean and i wanna fuckin pass out....i really need a clean freak girlfriend for the weekends...oe who can multi tisk

 

I have rubbed a couple out to that..

 

Mikey Garcia will take on Sergey Lipinets, a 28-year-old Russian making his first title defense, in a 12-round bout at Freeman Coliseum (Showtime, 10pm est )..
Think Im going to take Garcia by decision..

 

Really? I just looked her up and uh....I don't get it.

 

i don't either but yfm is a stone cold fox so obviously she doesn't get it...lol....

 

so cool to watch this contraption tur the rows of eggs..temp is perfect..working on the humidity

 

Is this for making baby chickens?

 

yfm is cute? I didn't know.

 

Johnny Cash cover..

 

i just looked up jenna bush and she kind of looks like one of my nieces

 

Thats a Bob Dylan song !

 

no its a pearl jam song

 

Or Keef ! ( or about a million others )

 

I like this version

 

the rooster is making the babies..i'hatching them .... holds 42 eggs...i have 8 in so far....will put some in each day for a week or so

pretty sure cute is an understatement........this was all hashed out in the photo thread....right here is where i say that ''beauty is a societal measurement so to speak....i know many women that are very plain who i consider beautiful

but yfm has the societal looks too......i'm sorry yfm i didn't mean to draw attention to you lol......or sound creepy....think i did both though

 

i could have society looks... if i wore makeup. but thats an expensive habit i dont have time for. i was a decent looking teenager. now ive had kids, and stretch marks, etc etc. saggy in spots. eh.

i dont have to be pretty, because im pretty talented, and pretty smart. pretty good at fellating, and a damn fine cook. and really, thats the way you win hearts and minds, lol.

 

Jenna Bush has long toes. The kind that wrap around the shaft.. She looks like 90% of my other girlfriends..

So anyways. The kind of shit I deal with.
There is a broken down car near my car, my gf tells me its suspicious. I look we report it to the police. in a hour another car comes and parks there sitting watching waiting. gf says "its a sting operation". seriously, and they are watching for me.
Yeap, Im busted, Ive been trafficking methamphetamine filled walnuts on the Norfolk Southern Railway ..

 

^^^You ever bet laid MoLo?