Your Chattin' Heart

TIL Patsy Cline died in a plane crash.

 

Got the broken promises, got the broken home, don't break yourself on a, heart of stone.

 

I'll roh-sham-bo you for it..

 

That was an awful and very funny King of the Hill ^^^



Cool title.

 

My 13 seasons arrived the other day so I'm probably going to binge all weekend. I love that show so much. I feel bad for Bobby though he gets zero support from his dad and Hank is always embarrassed by him. I find him fun as. He's into weird stuff and Hank just reminds me of my own mother really, she doesn't understand the things we are into, so it's just stupid to her.

 

This is actually thread worthy, but I dont wanna change the theme of the forum rapping about guns and trump all the time..

Denver May Get To Vote On Whether To Make Magic Mushrooms Legal

 

fuckin bingo night. somebody wants to fly out west and fuck me good, no jury would find us guilty. # just sayin.
damnit. i want my tombstone to read how much of my libido was wasted. ugggggh. what an ass. i jues ill just handle myself. not like his weekends mean anything, he drinks coffee, gets dressed, and goes out with other folks. im gonna need to crowd-fund a damn dildo.

nah. im too cheap. ill "handle" my issues myself, but for fuck's sake got-damn-it. im not that ugly. id fuck me. dont know that that says much...

actually, as i feel particularly put-out by hubb's choices, maybe i ought to share a recent pic....

last week-ish? i think? we didnt go to the party we paid for. drove around and just enjoyed the adult company without kids.... the make believe bakery.... are you shittin me?
but we dressed up, and grabbsed dinner. i guess we are just getting old. dont tell him, he will throw a temper tantrum.


he snapped this pic mid-question/ answer. i look horrendous. i apologze.
but really, squint/ close your eyes a bit, and you'd still be down to fuck, right?

lie a little bit. tell me im desireable. please and thank you...
also, best if we remove/ negate/ restrict this pic by resonable time /AM. the internetz are generally unkind to real-life pictures. im ugly, i dont care, really, but id still rather not be harassed for it.

 

I pictured you shorter ML. But seen your pictures before.

 

good, that means you know my face isnt normally that contorted, lol

also- im only 5'3"- 5'4"
its a very short range, hahahha

 

id wear that horn like a dick gourd

 

the horn was weird to wear. its hubby's, supposed to be dedicated to Freya, we didnt even end up going to the themed party.

dudes with wives and kids:
the sitter is the secret. make zero plans aside from getting a sitter.
get the sitter... take her out.... sit in a parkinglit and laugh at passers-by....

i apologize if your gf isnt as easy as i am (ive never been a hard-to-get kind of person) but really... moms aren't that hard to schtuup.

edit to add: he left for bingo. makes us sound old, lol.
im going to need to crowdfund for a good dildo....
anybody got recommendations? im, uh, very "grindy" in my self-pleasuring... is there an app to get matched with the perfect fake-dick?

and, truly, if i ever have a gravestone, i want it to say how many years of my libido were so horrifically wasted. i want generations of kids to be like : "damn, i bet if i could wake her from the dead, she would teach me everything i need to know....."

because i would. i would be the most fun ghost to summon. i would teach legions.
dicks wouldnt stand a chance against my trainees.
they would fight and die for us, and we would blow their....uh.... minds. giggity.

 

^^^ LOL!!!

I guess you may have taken down your pic, MoLo? I wanted to see it and I just see that dang minus sign in the circle.

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Libido is a bad thing to waste.

Having some nookie swapping after 17/18 yrs is turning out wonderfully.

lol

 

Lyn probably getting more than all of us now. the BIG D

 

Since I have to arrange several days ahead "to eat lunch" so Mama knows she isn't to go outside etc, its actually not happening as often as either one of us would like. lol

But when we DO eat lunch... oh my :2thumbsup:

Sometimes trying to make up for lost time can be a worthwhile project.

 

everything covered in snow again


and my fire went out on account i slept through the night...a rare occurrence'

 

how much is a flight to Denver?....never mind i will drive there.....

 

oh. my. god. im so sub-par on the sexy scale that during a pause ( so i could make a new cup. change a movie for the toddler) hubby fell the fuck asleep. mid-fuck! i must be a troll.

well golly, somebody better shoot my naked horny ass now before i start raping and killin people.
this is so bad. so so bad.
its not even worth masturbating at this point.
damn it. literally mid-fuck.
i wish i would wake up dead.

 

you'd get in trouble rolling, dont do that on account of me...
then again i am nude except for socks... and unsated...
nah. theyd stop you at the border, even if you could convince them you were "servicing" a "veteran"
thanks for thinking of me (naked) though <3 seems like more than the hubbs does.